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Street Floater

When you live in a neighborhood where parking is woefully inadequate, you are often loathe to leave a spot, especially if it is close enough to your house to keep you from having to walk forever to get back. Leaving is a challenge, because it is no guarantee that the space or ANY will be there when you return. A Street Floater is leaving a space for a certain stretch of time, and returning to the same spot. The floating aspect, is essentially the parking space you left, it is floating in existence until your return to claim it. Note, it isn't a street floater if someone saves the space for you, leaves the space as you return, or if you block the space in any way shape or form to preserve it for later. These actions, while prudent, are not keeping in the spirit of the street floater.
I drove down to taco bell because it was late and I was starving, and when I got home I busted a MAAAAAAAAAD Street floater. the same spot was all clear when I got back.

Or,

I thought I found a street floater but it turned out to be a Spot Tease. That damn neighbor parked in between two spots again.
by Lladnek November 23, 2010
mugGet the Street Floatermug.

oakland floater

putting toddlers in burkas and forcing them to eat dog treats
johnny mouthed off on me today so i had to pull the ole' oakland floater
by the gold diggers August 23, 2011
mugGet the oakland floatermug.

floater

when in a pool, you may be kicked out due to a “floater.” this refers to feces.
“Some kid left a floater in the pool. Disgusting.”
by emo veemo June 28, 2025
mugGet the floatermug.

Floater

Hey Jim, there go them floaters again, off to vote for the fifth time this week!
by Furnace-Wibble February 7, 2024
mugGet the Floatermug.

Floater

Dude, I've been getting a lot of floaters and I don't know if that's safe.
by MeinKraft July 6, 2018
mugGet the Floatermug.

Floater

A person that half asses everything and is usually very lazy, they often always look for a way out of doing something or an excuse.
“Omg I can’t stand floaters at my work they never do anything right”
by ThatPopularLonerKid January 3, 2022
mugGet the Floatermug.

Leroy Shot/Floater

A shot or floater that is spiked with ejaculate; upon request or as a suprise.
“Man, did they put Bailey’s Irish Cream in my tequila or did they give me a Leroy Shot?

Yes, Ill take a margarita on the rocks, and if you could add a Leroy Shot/Floater, that would be splendid.
by Walkito June 13, 2025
mugGet the Leroy Shot/Floatermug.

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