dad

A mysterious creature that is a master at hiding. Nobody knows much about the famed dad due to their skittishness and reluctance to cooperate with humans. In rare sightings, we observe them consuming what appears to be alcohol and drugs consumed used by humans. For decades, scientists have dedicated their life's work to studying these complex findings trying to draw any sort of conclusion they can about the elusive being known simply as "dad".

"Have you ever seen a dad before?"
"No, have you?"
"Once, back in '93."

by nophun0 September 1, 2021

Dadful

A word used to describe something that gives off “dad vibes”. Commonly used when referring to the hobbies of a white Midwestern dad. Things like golfing and 2016 alternative rock are somethings that could be described as “dadful”.

1.you: my father was listening to this dadful music
other: insert classic Dad band. Metallica?
You: yeah

2. friend: i listen to coldplay
you: damn, that’s dadful

by buttery69 July 1, 2021

Dad

Someone who will come back with the milk after you become a famous footballer.

Dad: im going to go get some milk

69 years and 420 days later: AIGHT ARE YOU FAMOUS

by Clamingo January 7, 2021

Dad

The guy in my life who never came back.

my dad left bro.

by Echothememedude February 10, 2018

Dad

A mysterious person that everybody seems to hang out with on the weekends, but not you. Sometimes this fictional character might appear in your dreams.

ex. 1
Phil: Dad this game of catch is wonderful
Phil's Dad: I know son, how about after this we go to six flags?
Phil: Wow Dad that's a great idea!
Phil's Dad: Oh i forgot to tell you, you're dreaming!
Phil: Wait what?
Phil: *wakes up* GOD DAMMIT

ex. 2
Tom: JOHN YOUR DAD IS BEHIND YOU!
John: WAIT REALLY?
Tom: haha made you look
John: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT YOU KNOW I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM IN YEARS!

ex. 3
Jimmy: im gonna play football with my dad after school?
Carl: Whats a dad?

by communism4life March 18, 2019

Dad

The pro at hide-n-seek. Me and mom still haven't found him and it's been 12 years.

Friend: look, it's your dad
Me: really!? where??
Friend: nah, i'm just kiddin
Me: *thinks, wonder when hes coming back from the store

by Panic! At The Grave February 21, 2020

DAD

You’ll always use this word if you are a mutual with @siswithsins in twitter and the meaning behind it is not sexual, if u know @siswithsins she always talk to sugar daddies online and it’s always makes her happy and joyful so she uses the word DAD to show you how she feels and the word is not all about her , her mutuals sometimes say( Sksksks DAD I LOVE U )to each other and this word was created to kill uwu if you have no idea

Pr1:OH MY GOSH I’M SO EXCITED

Pr2:YES DAD ME TOO

by SISTER SINS September 26, 2018