The better person in the world.
kind, intelligent, glamorous, thoughtful, cunning and above all humble.
Lover of memes and dried flowers.
The queen of glamor and failure.
Worthy of mention and crown.
He is never happy but he always seems to, nothing goes wrong.
Don't say anything, just hit like.
kind, intelligent, glamorous, thoughtful, cunning and above all humble.
Lover of memes and dried flowers.
The queen of glamor and failure.
Worthy of mention and crown.
He is never happy but he always seems to, nothing goes wrong.
Don't say anything, just hit like.
by La Toho May 7, 2020

by monkeyzrule May 20, 2012

An absolutely beautiful Spanish girl, who likes a sexy American boy named Ethan. Very smart. Has the face of an angel, and eyes designed by God himself.
by Ethan Rice January 8, 2009

A Maria is a shorter then normal person that is usually under 5'0", she is a crazy Mexican when needed, she will show you a good time in more ways then one, but don't get on her bad side cause she will pull out her machete faster then Speedy Gonzales!! Her Smile, Personality, Charm, Selflessness are out of this world and her Strength is Stronger then the Machete she packs. She likes them BIG Chorizo for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. She wears her heart on her sleeve, and is a loyal person and a outstanding friend and will do anything for the ones she loves. She ain't no snitch, and is a ride or die one of a kind all around amazing person,
Man you seen Maria?!? she is one HOT TAMALE !
Yo you seen Maria and her Machete ? That thing is as big as her!
Yo you seen Maria and her Machete ? That thing is as big as her!
by MecheteQueen June 6, 2019

A girl that is very wild and spontaneous. She can be awkward sometimes and very weird. Maria will straight out tell the world who she has a crush on. She can see straight through people who are feeling sad or angry. Maria loves all of her friends and family. She has a very casual and sporty style and hates fake people. She doesn’t wear makeup or dresses but she may dress formal for certain events. She gets very confused of whom she loves, but she truly likes only one person. Never let a Maria go.
by MrFabulousSpideyMan August 7, 2020

She is an awesome mom, cuz she my mom, and she always making jokes to make everyone feel better. However, unlike the other definitions, I don’t think my mom is a big flirt at all, or someone who seduces every man who looks at her.....
by nadyyyyyyyyyyy April 29, 2019
