legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed

Lucius, narcissa, and draco malfoy

I hate legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed.

by buttery orbreese May 27, 2021

Two legs and a pulse

A term used to describe being desperate and settling for an ugly munter to have sex with.

Guy 1 - Why'd you sleep with her then, she's clapped
Guy 2 - Anything with two legs and a pulse

by Dwevle May 10, 2019

Legit-a-Dope

To describe something that is cool and too good. Used only by the legendary.

Dude you're so legit-a-dope. The levels of Legit-a-Dopeness are too high.

by Calne August 20, 2021

A Cow With Two Legs

A rude name for someone's mother.

She looks like A Cow With Two Legs!

by Oddverse March 24, 2025

Legs up like a snicker

When you put her legs up to eat that pussy like it's a snickers bar.

Her pussy smells like chocolate, I'm gonna put her legs up like a snickers.

by 2fukd4u January 1, 2017

A. Legends

Legends are the characters you use to play with in apex legends, consisting of Caustic, Mirage, Wraith, Lifeline, Bloodhound, Pathfinder and Gibraltar. They each have their own unique abilities which will make for great footage of little autistic kids raging when they migrate to apex legends, not do the training mode first, and think that everyone is hacking.

"You shouldn't mix up the apex legends with regular legends, maybe call them A. legends?"

by LiamXtremezy February 20, 2019

Seen better legs on a coffee table

Better legs on a coffee table

Friend: my new girlfriend is well fit.

Me: mate I’ve seen better legs on a coffee table

Spaff lighting ;)

by Spaff lighting August 2, 2024