when a girl farts and then shits on your bed and rolls around in it, she then jumps at the wall in numerous shapes to leave silhouettes of shit on your wall. she then smokes all the batteries in the house and gets too high to breathe and thus forth. dies.
person 1: did you hear about Sally!
person 2: no what happened??
person 1: she suffered a dirty jodie!!
person 2: no what happened??
person 1: she suffered a dirty jodie!!
by JizzoLizzo October 1, 2021
Get the Dirty Jodiemug. 
by That bïtch August 26, 2020
Get the The Jodi effectmug. Any male musician who does t'ai chi, eats raw food, watches Naruto, and plays guitar in the Manhattan subway long after his school friends have had children. Must have die-hard female side-kick and homo-erotic male competitor.
Person 1: Wow, let me buy your CD. That was so moving.
Jody Uzumaki: Yeah, I heard that song in a state between waking and sleep, as the first flurries of the year drifted down from the New Jersey sky.
Person 1: Where do you play?
J.U.: Well, we're playing in Montana next week.
Jody Uzumaki: Yeah, I heard that song in a state between waking and sleep, as the first flurries of the year drifted down from the New Jersey sky.
Person 1: Where do you play?
J.U.: Well, we're playing in Montana next week.
by maestro mobius mesmer December 13, 2010
Get the Jody Uzumakimug. When you vomit into your partners anus, causing them to defecate their fecal matter as well as your own puke back onto your face.
by Reach Around Sundae June 1, 2009
Get the Jodie Fostermug. The most special couple in the world, people try to split them up but they will always be together till death do them apart, sometimes argue but because they are strong they always make up and be together josh is a great guy and loves his girl more than anything in the world and gave her his heart and never wants it back, Jodie is beautiful stunning and the most perfect girl in the world who loves josh and has gave him her heart that he will never break ,both will make it together forever and soon a big diamond ring will be on Jodie's finger, I love you so much baby boo ;)<3
by Abracadabra 999 January 3, 2014
Get the josh and jodiemug. when two people are playing halo and they are in a stand off and one of them gets shot. another one of your team members pops out of nowhere and blasts the crap out of the person that just shot your teammate.
"omg"
"what"
"he finally killed me, crap"
BOOM!
"yes! that guy that just killed me totally got jody killed"
"nice"
"what"
"he finally killed me, crap"
BOOM!
"yes! that guy that just killed me totally got jody killed"
"nice"
by paul read May 14, 2009
Get the jody killmug.