zing

zing has no real definitive definition, but it is the opposite of the word "gonk." Zing roughly means somebody, something, or an action that really makes you go, "wow, that was a zing moment." It can also be described as something that is very fantastic or epic.

Josh: *does a backflip*
Me: Wow, Josh, that was a zing moment

by buzzlightyearfromtoystory November 5, 2019

Zing

A very bad word often used by children usually to represent a bad word or imply one mainly by 11/12 year olds.

Kid 1: Zing You
Kid 2:you suck

by HeyItsMe_079 September 12, 2016

Asian Zing

When you put soy sauce on the tip of your dick, and have sex with an Oriental man/woman

"I gave that girl the Asian Zing last night, there was soy sauce everywhere!"

by meaterpeter November 15, 2018

Zing

The act of firing off extremely accurate laser beams shots across the Verdansk landscape. Often refers to breaking armour and/or downing cunts.

Fuck sake I’m getting zinged from the top of stadium. North West.

by Zingmeister September 15, 2020

Bam zing

Bam Zing

This hot down-ass chic let me bam zing all over her pants

by TheDiscoBiscuits4Life September 29, 2021

Zing

Body fluids if true love.

Ohhh I just zinged!

by ScaryTerrrry October 12, 2018

ZINGITY ZING ZING

The new term for owned, coined by new age boffins. Said after saying something with an element of wit, to someone in an insulting manner, thats not actually very insulting at all. Usually followed by a first bump met by a gentle slightly opened hand.

Boffin 1: You don’t even know the digital root of 81
Person 1: ….
Boffin 1: ZINGITY ZING ZING *fist bump*
Boffin 2: *gently handshakes boffin 1’s fist*

by newageboffin December 4, 2020