smoke your face off

The term used for smoking so much dank your face is numb / feels completely gone

God damn steve i think you fucking smoke your face off; i feel very facesmokedoffish at the moment; Smoke your face off

by harleywood December 31, 2008

So is your face

A come back which throws your opponent so far off the argument, that you HAVE to win the fight! If done right, no can defend against!

I don't want you to ever talk to your friend Tina again.

Really, why not?

Becuase she's a bitch and she stinks.

Well, so is your face!

by Skyynet September 6, 2009

Fuck Your Face

A vulgar hybrid of the classic "kiss my ass" and "fuck you" insults.

A person says "fuck your face" to exhibit a deep hatred of everything another person embodies as people are generally identified by their faces. Contrary to how it sounds, it is meant only to express deep hatred and is not in any way a request for future action by the recipient.

"First of all, fuck your face Laura."

by AlexisIrene October 16, 2008

CAPLOCK YOUR FACE

An offensive threat to inflict damage on another person over the internet. Usually used by someone who despite years of internet usage still doesn't know the difference between Caps Lock and the Shift keys.

YEAH IM BACK AND WOULD LOVE TO CAPLOCK YOUR FACE ASSHOLE

by (GM) January 15, 2009

so's your face

A universal comeback to any witty remark someone makes at your expense. Do not worry about context, because it makes sense in ANY context... always.

From Scrubs:

JD: ...if you bring sarcasm my way, baby, prepare to be stung!

Elliot: J.D.--

J.D.: So's your face.

Elliot: That doesn't even make any sense.

J.D.: "So's your face" always makes sense.

Carla: J.D., that's stupid.

J.D.: So's your face! I'm on fire! Heyoooo!

JD leaves victorious.

Laster that day:

Elliot: Oh, what's the matter, J.D., freezer got your tongue?

J.D.: That doesn't even make any sense!

Elliot: So's your face!

J.D.'s Thoughts: Dammit! Walked into that one!

by Elias Creed May 6, 2007

refinance your face

to take advantage of low interest rates to reconstruct one's face cost effectively

With the 1 year treasury rate so low, now would be a wonderfull time to refinance your face and get rid of that ugly dome.

by jbb5462 October 3, 2009

Go and take your face for a shit!

To take one's face for a shit

*Someone comes up to you giving you grief*
"Look love, go and take your face for a shit!"

by Abi-origionally coined by Gary March 30, 2009