Yoinking my Schploink

The wacky way to describe jerking your meat.

Fred: Why didn't you come with us to the party?
Bob: I was too busy yoinking my schploink.

by Skipdawg3000 July 8, 2023

double eagle yoink

it is when the school thot sucks your dick while screaming like an eagle

yo kasandra gave me that double eagle yoink

dang well jesse gave me one

by bruuuuuuh739782797247903709147 December 11, 2019

YOINK

taking or stealing form friends wholesomely

i yoInked chimken nuggies from my friends TIFFIN

by NIAWW March 22, 2021

yoink

the noise a drunk pig makes

''yoink'' the drunk pig said.

by WhatIsAnEleanor May 1, 2018

Yoink

Verb
The action where to lesbians with a foot fetish have their feet act in place of a dick or a dildo.
Past Tense.
Yoinked

My girlfriend and I love to yoink.

Yea we yoinked last night, it was intense

by daraptorclub October 24, 2018

yoink

yoink is a word used by special people and gals and men and other genders. if someone says the word yoink, it usually means they are excited. yoink is the best word.

omg YOINK i am so excited!
ahahahaha yoink!

by benjiboiiiii May 27, 2019

Yoink

The word "yoink" refers to a person or thing quickly committing a negative act upon another person or thing, doing something against the rules or something they are not supposed to do, and it can also mean a person or thing stealing an item.

Ex: Harry wanted the last piece of pizza.

Harold yoinked it straight from the box, then ran away and ate it.

Harry just got yoinked.

by geoisbettr July 31, 2018