you bet your ass

syn. absolutely certain

you bet your ass I banged her. right and proper.

by Anonymous November 17, 2002

Thumb up your ass

(adj.) Not doing what you should be doing, be it at work or in free time. Pls note it can be 'thumb up my/your/his/hers/possessive pronoun's ass" as needed. I just put "your" in the entry title because it's the most common.

Manager bitching at employee at anywhere Wal Mart USA: Yo! Cletus! Stop sitting around with your thumb up your ass and get unpacking those crates.

by Zamboni_fahrer August 5, 2010

about to bake your ass

Insult someone, or go in on someone for something they are doing, wearing, etc

"Johnny your shirt's ugly as hell I'mma about to bake your ass"

by Jujomomo February 26, 2014

Put A Quarter in Your Ass

Why?

'Cause you just PLAYED YOSELF.

Jared: I can't believe I didn't know Melanie was fucking our church treasurer.
Vincent: Put a quarter in your ass, because you played yourself.

by Fedora Jack September 5, 2016

get your ass to Mars

To hurry up and take action before it is too late.

"Dude, she just broke up with her boyfriend, she's drunk as hell, and she's surrounded by guys trying to get into her pants; get your ass to Mars."

by mortis fugit August 9, 2006

jackie chan your ass

1.To put a severe ass-whoopin' on someone.
2. To kick someone in the face
3.To kick ass using an unorthodox object

1.Nigger, you stole my bike, I'll Jackie Chan your ass
2.I'll jump down, turn around and Jackie Chan your ass
3.Bitch, I'll grab this bana peel and Jackie Chan your ass

by man with a terrible smell June 29, 2009

my foot in your ass

This is what will happen if you are an annoying person. It could happen when you act stupid at the bars around drunk people that are twice the size of you.

"If you don't shut the fuck up I'm gonna put my foot in your ass!!!"

by Lord Chacal October 11, 2005