I will dumpster dive in your moms mouth!

When some ones mom is so nasty, that putting your dick in her mouth would be like getting into a dumpster.

If you don't shut up, I will dumpster dive in your moms mouth!

by Cross thread tech January 29, 2020

listen with your mouth

Used when one or more people are continuously talking nonsense, while one is trying to gain attention.

Mikey: Yo reach casino tonight?
Jamie: Oh yeaa? i got 50 bucks
Mikey: yaa, i got no cash.

Mikey: Can you spot me 25? i'll give you that best buy certificate.
Mikey: We're getting sluts tonightt.
Massimo:yeeeoooooo, ima need that 20 Jamie.
Matt: naawww yooo i got work tomorrow
Alan: I got liquor..
Jamie: LISTEN WITH YOUR MOUTH!
Jamie: Fallsview shuttle arrives in 10 minutes.

by Pastfarian December 2, 2010

close your fuck mouth

A response to a hate comment, came up with by shitty car wash company who has awful grammar

Person #1 - Hey your shit is so shitty!!!

Person #2 - close your fuck mouth

by BK137 January 31, 2022

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《¤》Balls《¤》In《¤》Your《¤》Mouth《¤》baLls《¤》Iun《¤》yoUur《¤》moUth《¤》ballS《¤》iN《¤》youR《¤》moutH《¤》

by FrenchVanillaSake February 25, 2025

candis dick fit in your mouth

candis dick fit in your mouth is a a serious oral sti spread via having various penis in your mouth at one time (eg cock-pacity)

“oi guess what dud”
“what dud”
“i have candis”
“candis what”
“candis dick fit in your mouth”

by hgcgjbvftuhvv February 20, 2023

Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

When ur angry whit someone and you still want them to give you a blowjob

Mark: Interrupts class
Teacher: Hey Mark any question?
Mark: Hey teacher can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

(On the work mark gets to the boss)
Mark: Hey boss
Boss: what is it mark
Also Mark: Can i put my cock in your stupid mouth?

(Mark gets arrested and it's in court)
Judge: You shall pay what u have done
Mark: Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth?

by She belongs to the streets August 18, 2020

wash your mouth with lemon juice

(to) stop swearing

mother : Daniel, wash your mouth with lemon juice now. Your teacher just called me to say you have a vocabulary problem,

son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.

by Sexydimma February 4, 2013