Roomate 1: I can't believe you ate my yogurt. Ugh you are so inconsiderate. Grow up!!
Roomate 2: You need to get laid.
Roomate 2: You need to get laid.
by ineedtogetlaid June 22, 2014
I told that bitch you dont get to keep all the boohoos
by Wolfie the titan February 10, 2021
Slang. Obviously if you have sex with a 16 year old you’re going to jail for 20 years. If you have sex with a 20 year old you’re getting 69 or oral sex!
Dude! She’s 16! Don’t touch her. Go for that girl. She’s 20. Don’t you know 16 gets you 20 but 20 gets you 69?!
by B-rizzle January 01, 2019
by Brainstrain November 12, 2004
16 will get you 20 is actually a fallacy, based on the rules for pornography in the United States. While it is true that a minor (under 18) may not appear nude in any form of media, there is no federal law mandating a legal age of consent. The age of consent is defined by the state government, not the federal one.
The most common age of consent in the United States is 16; however some states have 17 or 18 as the legal age of consent. It is however a federal crime to cross state lines with a minor in order to have sex legally; you cannot take your 16 year old girlfriend from NY to New Hampshire just to have sex.
Most states also have a close in age exemption of around four years, where teens aged 14+ may have intercourse with others within four years of their own age. Numbers vary state to state, some being 16+, and some with 3 or 5 years; and not every state has such rules.
The most common age of consent in the United States is 16; however some states have 17 or 18 as the legal age of consent. It is however a federal crime to cross state lines with a minor in order to have sex legally; you cannot take your 16 year old girlfriend from NY to New Hampshire just to have sex.
Most states also have a close in age exemption of around four years, where teens aged 14+ may have intercourse with others within four years of their own age. Numbers vary state to state, some being 16+, and some with 3 or 5 years; and not every state has such rules.
Dude 1: Man, your gf is total jailbait; you better watch it or you'll wind up in the pen. 16 will get you 20!
Dude 2: We live in Indiana, dumbass. Legal age of consent is 16.
Dude 2: We live in Indiana, dumbass. Legal age of consent is 16.
by FreeLunch August 24, 2009
A saying expressing the high odds of an event occurring, stemming from the idea of 2:1 odds in gambling.
by Guy Charles March 01, 2008
To challenge -- synonyms: "You wanna fight?", "You wanna step?", etc
Sarasota County redneck slang. Commonly used with "son," "you don't want none" and "story time"
Sarasota County redneck slang. Commonly used with "son," "you don't want none" and "story time"
by f_ckingpassive September 11, 2003