Kurapika Worship / Kurta Class

A google class room for the well known HxH religion, Kurtism. They go over daily prayers, hate on spiders, and post about their lord and savior Kurapika. They have a Kurtism bible in the making.

The code for this class is : njk5ldo

Person 1 : Hey? Are you in the Kurapika Worship / Kurta Class ?
Person 2: no tf is that
Person 1: get out of my life rn.
Person 2: ok?

by The Kurapika Class November 27, 2021

Worship TOUCH

A worship experience open to every weary heart and every burdened soul; in Worship TOUCH you have a chance to get in TOUCH with yourself, your friends, and our Heavenly Father!

Worship TOUCH is a place where broken hearts are healed, restless souls find peace, and those who lose hope be strengthened again! You definitely wouldn’t want to miss it, especially Worship TOUCH PLUS, I heard it’s even more amazing then the regular ones.

Wow, we just went to Worship TOUCH, it's so amazing!!!
You want to worship the Lord from the inside out? Come to Worship TOUCH!!!

by glow1c November 24, 2021

Cow worship day

June 7th

i have the biggest cow for cow worship day

by holden dn June 7, 2021

devil-worship

immoral and amoral behavior

son: is marijuana smoking considered devil-worship?

father: to the Unforgivables, yes, to most of the civilian population, probably no.

by Sexydimma June 23, 2012

worship like a snail

What you do at the shrine of their light

I'll worship like a snail at the shrine of your light

by im u fucking sadist17 September 3, 2021

Worship

No it isn't Drew, you retarded bitch.

Hym "No it isn't and to the extent that it is, it's only in so far as it's a deliberate cruelty imposed on you externally by people who either don't actually believe in the veracity of the claims they are making or know the falsehood of the claims. This isn't worship and your relationship with the meaning of words is as tenuous as Jordan's."

Dr. JeepJorp "YoU jUsT HAVE tO wOrShIp SOMETHING! RiGhT!? Like your car! You like your car, right? Well, LIKING THING... Is a form WoOoOoRsHiP! YoU pUt YoUr CaR iN tHe HiGhEsT pLaCe! ThAt'S wHaT 'wOrShIp' MEANS!"

Iam "Oh! Hey- Er, it's the thing! We're still doing the- This! Right!?" *Mark Ruffalo AHA* meme except Dr. JeepJorp*

Hym "You know... If I can get some berries... I can leave them on the ground and maybe LURE Megyn Kelly out... That... In conjunction with the net... I can capture Megyn Kelly.... Yes- Oh wait. It doesn't have a fist emoji facing that direction. Imagine me putting one hand palm up and then balling the other hand into a fist and then me gently slamming my fist into the palm of the other hand like

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🫴 Right? As I say 'Yes.' Like 'Yosh' thing, right? Get? Go look it up."

by Hym Iam August 11, 2025

worship the hat

what one does in school because religion isnt allowed there.

teacher: you all have to say 'praise the lord before i'll let you out'
john: fuuuccckkk that i could worship the hat if i wanted to!
*praises fitted hat*

by b1gwi11 February 13, 2008