Hizard Warry corrected by an LG auto-correct.
by Gjxgockhvcixyicykchkxyd March 17, 2017

The distinctive gait of a morbidly obese person walking, where the sheer quantity of extra lard being hauled around requires the rotation of the entire torso with each forward step. This results in a precarious looking gait, similar to waterfowl waddling on dry land.
Holy shit! Check out the hoss wobble on that broad. I bet she goes 3 spins! You'd have to roll her in flour and aim for a wet spot!
by Northern Norm July 5, 2015

The Tenth Doctor from Doctor Who: "A big ball of wibbly wobbly, timey wimey stuff"
Random person: wtf are u talking about dude?
Random person: wtf are u talking about dude?
by Pillowmantotherescue October 28, 2023

A term used for someone that sees or thinks they see things move when others see it stay in the same position. Someone who has or believes they have wobbly vision usually needs glasses. someone experiencing wobbling vision will see outlines of objects wiggle and slowly move, and will see textured surfaces move like honey or magma, this usually happens when the person looks at something for 5 or more seconds. This isn't really an actual disorder or sickness its just something i experience due to certain eye problems.
Brooo im having such wobbly vision right now.
i heard that Gale expeiriences wobbly vision, its kind of funny.
i heard that Gale expeiriences wobbly vision, its kind of funny.
by Dr. Wallaby Jackson March 30, 2022

Where the woman lays on the ground, and the man stands above the woman with his feet by her ears, facing the direction of the woman's feet. He then assumes the "ostridge position" with his face in the woman's muff. Then, the lady shakes his legs, making the man wobble.
by Rural.Juror March 10, 2015

This is an event where you anticipate something, but actually receive something entirely different, or unexpected.
This experience is not limited to being tricked, it is more related to personal misinterpretations.
This experience is not limited to being tricked, it is more related to personal misinterpretations.
Example 1
Hey, I bought a truck online for $2000. I just got it. It came in a small box. They failed to mention that it was a toy. (Yeah, so um) I just paid $2000 for a small plastic truck...
(Friend laughing hard) What? You just got Wobble Dumped"!
Example 2
Hey, I thought I bought a PC game for $10 online, but then I received a poster of the game, instead - I feel Wobble Dumped...
Example 3
Guy: "You know that girl I met online, the one I've been talking to for months?
Friend: "Yeah"
Guy: "We just met and she looks NOTHING like her picture. Instead, she was clean, skinny with big boobs, and had no beard - Wobble Dumped!
Friend: (Staring at Guy)
Hey, I bought a truck online for $2000. I just got it. It came in a small box. They failed to mention that it was a toy. (Yeah, so um) I just paid $2000 for a small plastic truck...
(Friend laughing hard) What? You just got Wobble Dumped"!
Example 2
Hey, I thought I bought a PC game for $10 online, but then I received a poster of the game, instead - I feel Wobble Dumped...
Example 3
Guy: "You know that girl I met online, the one I've been talking to for months?
Friend: "Yeah"
Guy: "We just met and she looks NOTHING like her picture. Instead, she was clean, skinny with big boobs, and had no beard - Wobble Dumped!
Friend: (Staring at Guy)
by Solar Gemstone June 13, 2011

by Chicken 45 January 15, 2020
