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Hazard Wobble

Hizard Warry corrected by an LG auto-correct.
by Gjxgockhvcixyicykchkxyd March 17, 2017
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wobbly pops

a term used to describe an alcoholic beverage.
" i heard she will let you put the dog in the bath tub after a few wobbly pops"
by OGdrunkenrage November 21, 2016
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double wobble

when a guy sitting next to two girls puts his arms around them
Amy: Do you think Jack likes me?
Rachel: No, I think he was just trying to act cool when he pulled that double wobble.
by KateG December 31, 2008
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flop wobble

When something is so good (sex, drugs etc) that you literally flop and wobble on the bed at the same time.
My girl came so hard I made her flop wobble on the bed like she was having a full body seizure.
by Nae Nae Bloomfield November 17, 2017
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dirt wobbles

Dirt wobbles : crusty dustys

Dirty feet
Get your dirt wobbles our of my face.
by Chicken 45 January 15, 2020
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Wobble Dumped

This is an event where you anticipate something, but actually receive something entirely different, or unexpected.

This experience is not limited to being tricked, it is more related to personal misinterpretations.
Example 1

Hey, I bought a truck online for $2000. I just got it. It came in a small box. They failed to mention that it was a toy. (Yeah, so um) I just paid $2000 for a small plastic truck...

(Friend laughing hard) What? You just got Wobble Dumped"!

Example 2

Hey, I thought I bought a PC game for $10 online, but then I received a poster of the game, instead - I feel Wobble Dumped...

Example 3

Guy: "You know that girl I met online, the one I've been talking to for months?

Friend: "Yeah"

Guy: "We just met and she looks NOTHING like her picture. Instead, she was clean, skinny with big boobs, and had no beard - Wobble Dumped!

Friend: (Staring at Guy)
by Solar Gemstone June 13, 2011
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Fuck wobble

Definition of a fuck wobble is a person who shows little or no respect for another person... Basically a bully
Look at John being a complet fuck wobble to laura
by Old hoot July 11, 2016
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