A reference to the heavy drinking that occurs on a Wednesday night. Students who have classes on Friday and therefore must forgoe Thirsty Thursday rely on Wet Wednesday for drinking needs. Also used to cure any hangover left over from Tipsy Tuesday.
Kaiser: "Fuck I'm so hungover from drinking so much on Tuesday, and I cannot drink on Thursday because I have an exam on being a suckup to society"
Floormate: "Don't worry Kaiser, today is Wet Wednesday. You can both cure your hangover and study on how to be a tool to the Man. Enjoy the remaining years of proper liver functionality."
Floormate: "Don't worry Kaiser, today is Wet Wednesday. You can both cure your hangover and study on how to be a tool to the Man. Enjoy the remaining years of proper liver functionality."
by KaiserKaj January 7, 2009

When a female is pleasuring a man orally so to make him believe that he can ejaculate in and around her mouth, but just as he begins to come - she directs his penis with her hands towards his own face and says "HAHAHHA its Dutch Wednesdays bIIIATCH" as he proceeds to jizzz all over himself.
by wowgal44 November 8, 2010

by perliza June 11, 2016

by Epic225 March 12, 2021

A day of holy power and wisdom that can only be appreciated by an individual of culture, integrity and grace.
The followers of Cheesus all gather and eat cheese in his holy name. All non-believers are executed and removed from the ceremonies.
The followers of Cheesus all gather and eat cheese in his holy name. All non-believers are executed and removed from the ceremonies.
by CheesusFollower#27284 February 26, 2020

by mo.glo July 7, 2011

A variance of "Hump Day" which is on Wednesday, Some people actually get to hump , while other people may have to use their own palm. Hence "palm Wednesday"
by Ivan barrister April 1, 2023
