walrus assault

king of the internet + hentai pervert

OMG, Walrus Assault!! KAWAII CHIBI SUSHI CHOP-STICK!!

by Mr. Kamikaze/Mr. DNA June 2, 2004

Walrus Face

Most commonly used 'emoticon' by kash monay. It is represented by a colon " : " and a " 3 " ... hence, = :3. This emoticon can be used for various interpretations, but all with the same purpose -to make a certain delivery boy smile :)

Did you see that hose bee who likes the walrus face?
-No, why?
...he's such an amazing snorlax! :3

by Kash monay ;3 September 18, 2012

walrus flog

Similar to a donkey punch with a few twists...

As a man is having intimate relations with a woman's rectal cavity from behind, he reaches over her head, grabs and pulls up on her lips (creating the two tusks) and then knocks her in the head with a truncheon (or other blunt object). This is the most intimate and romantic act anyone can participate in.

Dude, I'm totally in love with her, I'm waiting 'till marriage to walrus flog her.

by J "i am the walrus" Mo July 28, 2008

walrus thrust

The Walrus Thrust is an economic term coined by Swiss Economist Fredrick Binzeggar. It describes a situation when commodities prices have reached their floor and it takes a large amount of effort to move prices, much like the amount of effort needed for walruses to move their immense weight. This is similar to the use of animal terms used in economics such as the dead cat bounce and the slippery eel

After the dead cat bounce, oil prices have been experiencing a long period of slippery eels and will require a walrus thrust in order to normalize.

by Dead Cat Bounce March 16, 2015

Walrus syndrome

When your girls pussy looks like the mouth of a walrus.

"I wonder why I can't maintain a relationship"

"I guarantee it's because of your walrus syndrome"

"You might be right my pussy is pretty gross"

"Ew"

by Tittyspanker47 January 23, 2017

walrus flossing

When a pair of underwear (primarily female) that are so tight you cant see the back of it.

Tom: I was fucking this fat chick last night and she was walrus flossing.
Yuro: Nice man! Wish my girl would walrus floss.

by rhinefam March 23, 2017

Walrus nap

When you are piss drunk and pass tf out on your back, mouth wide open and snoring loud af.

I had the longest walrus nap last night. I was so fucked up.

by Ajpyo10 August 8, 2017