Wake and vape

Instead of wake and bake.

Why are you in such a good mood this morning?

Wake and vape.

by my mAin Hack January 2, 2017

wake and take

Wake and Take is when you wake up and go to your cousins room and take his or her virginity away.

cousin #1: i think i’m going to pull a wake and take on my cousin

cousin #2: oh no, better tape my ass shut

by mothers penis April 1, 2020

Wake and Fake

Morning sex where the male or female orgasm is faked in order to shorten this experience that should already only take between 5-10 minutes.

I hate it when my wife fake orgasims. She fake orgasmed the other morning. She thinks it helped, but it was only coincidence that I came faster.

"Honey, did you just wake and fake?"

by Explosive_Joseph June 11, 2020

Chick Wake

The sweet perfume scent that lingers in the air after a hot girl walks by.

damn she's hot and her chick wake makes me want to lick her up and down

by nerf09 July 28, 2011

Dubious Waking

This is the intentional ''evil'' act of waking up friends on your contact list in the middle of the night by either calling ,texting or sending them BBM messages just because you are having difficulties sleeping for one reason or another. This is mostly done with a huge smile/grin on your face.

Steve: Gary you look so tired, rough night ?

Gary: I am a victim of Kamir's 'Dubious Waking'. He kept ringing my phone in the middle of the night and hanging up immediately.

by Kamosirous August 3, 2011

Waking Insomnia

A mental state where your thought process is exactly the same as when you experience insomnia. Generally understood to be triggered by intense and prolonged boredom, from which the patient cannot physically escape, and so psychologically removes them self from their situation.

Over spring break, Jane had to go with her parents to her great-uncle's funeral. When she got back to University, she binge drank to forget the awful memory of experiencing "Waking Insomnia" from sitting through the endless ceremonies for the dead Uncle she didn't give a fuck about.

by thecrippler June 30, 2011

Wake and Bis

Wake and Bis verb

1. Emerge from a deep slumber with the gentle and melodic tunes of Andrew Bisante, alias Deeprest. In some regions, a traditional wake and bis may be accompanied by an herbal persuasian, although not required.

“No better way to start my day than with an early wake and bis. Man I love sante”

“This wake and bis got me feelin right”

“Honey, you seem groggy today. Did you remember to wake and bis this morning?”

by D.S. [DS] January 27, 2023