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vermont oven

much like a dutch oven but instead of farting in your own blanket and exposing it to yourself u fart in a friends blanket (sleeping or awake) and put it over his or her head.
Dylan: "Bob are you awake?"
Bob: zzzzzzzzz
Dyan: im goin to vermont oven this SOB..... Lifts bobs blankets and rips a huge fart.
Bob: takes a huge wif while sleeping. "WTF was that"?

Dylan: "haha u just got vermont ovened!!!!"
by 2 people September 6, 2009
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Vermont Hunting

by bob greggery November 10, 2010
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Vermont Lover

Someone who is secretly crazy.
"Did you see that cute little twink over there?"

"Yeah, but be careful. I heard he's a Vermont Lover"
by TheMasterOfWords September 11, 2020
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Vermont Vegan Vacuum

When a girl sticks a stalk of celery in her pussy and her partner sucks on it.
Mike: I'm vegan, so I gave her a Vermont Vegan Vacuum instead of a normal blowjob.
by FreightTrainFrank July 12, 2016
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Vermonters

☆ people who were born in Vermont or lived there for a significant length of time
☆ Hippies, Liberals, Hipsters, Yuppies, Farmers, Phish-Heads, Skiers/Snowboarders, Hunters, Beekeepers, Brewers, Woodchucks, Republicans, White supremacists: A LITTLE BIT OF EVERYTHING!!
☆ Some Vermonters are not accepting of transplants but many are
☆ The first inhabitors of Vermont arrived 11,000 years ago
☆ Natives: Pat the Bunny (Brattleboro), Wilson Bentley (first known person to take detailed photos of snowflakes and record observations on them) (Jericho), Bill W. (founder of Alcoholics Anonymous) (East Dorset), Pamela Blaire (Bennington), President Coolidge (Plymouth Notch), brothers Davis and John Dewey (Burlington), Chris Duffy (outfielder for:Pittsburgh Pirates, Milwaukee Brewers) (Brattleboro), Sam Lloyd (Springfield), Alexander Twilight (Corinth), Brigham Young (Whitingham), Ted Bundy (Burlington), Creighton Jones, Jr. (Burlington), Yvonne Daley (Rutland), Natalie Kinsey-Warnock (the Northern Kingdom)
☆Transplants: Alison Bechdel (cartoonist, creator of Bechdel test), Tasha Tudor, Verandah Porche (poet, co-founder of Total Loss Farm in Guilford), Norman Rockwell, Sen. Bernie Sanders, Ben Cohen, Jerry Greenfield, the Von Trapps, Ethan Allen, KT Tunstall
Person 1: Did you know some Vermonters are white supremacists?
Person 2: You're shitting me.
by I_am_the_walrus. March 23, 2023
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Vermont

When two dicks are stuck in an ass and causes an anal tear
“Where are you from?” “Vermont” “Oh so you like two dicks in your ass fucking sicko”
by Maaakkkkkkkk July 19, 2022
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