Vermont volleyball

To take a shit so girthy, it tears your anus- leaving you with severe psychological trauma and cracked porcelain.

"You didn't just lay an egg, you laid a Vermont volleyball!"

by Fhshxbdwvsgbfrbzjs December 11, 2023

Vermont

When two dicks are stuck in an ass and causes an anal tear

“Where are you from?” “Vermont” “Oh so you like two dicks in your ass fucking sicko”

by Maaakkkkkkkk July 19, 2022

Vermont

Vermont is a code word for offing yourself. If you say ‘oh I’m going to Vermont next Tuesday’ it implies that you will not be alive on Tuesday.

avi: what do you have planned after school?

Farrah: I’m going to vermont, care to join?

Avi: omg not without me

by Boioioing January 9, 2024

Vermont Golden Shower

A sexual act where one partner urinates into a bottle of maple syrup, and then proceeds to pour the mixture all over the other partner.

I gave her a Vermont Golden Shower, then we had pancakes afterward.

by LG633 July 21, 2024

Vermont

A fake state created by the American government in order to hide the fact that the earth is flat. Vermonters are actually aliens in disguise who’ve infiltrated the earth in order to take over on 2032. The government currently can’t t do anything about the invasion because they don’t want the world to find out Vermont isn’t real. “Vermont”, or whatever it’s actually called is the cause of the end of the world.

“Alien #1” I sure do love Vermont!
Billy: Who tf even are you

by EIon Musk March 4, 2019

Vermont Vegan Vacuum

When a girl sticks a piece of celery in her pussy and their vegan partner sucks on it.

Mike: I'm vegan, so I did a Vermont Vegan Vacuum on a girl.

by FreightTrainFrank July 12, 2016

Vermont Sap Bucket

Ejaculate into someone’s mouth, and pour sugar in afterwords. They then dribble the contents onto a pile of pancakes and eats them.

She was hangry so I served her a Vermont Sap Bucket.

by Doc Richmond October 6, 2023