Defecating one's pants so hard it blows out the sides, generally resulting in a harsh rash and cry baby tears.
by morezucchini June 30, 2025
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by RoomNeural July 7, 2025
Get the Vermont Mop Job mug.When you receive and extremely sloppy mudpie (preferably 6-8 hrs. after consuming Taco Bell), while covered in maple syrup. The mudpie delivery must be made from a bridge at least 25 feet in height. The recipient must be in a raft below the bridge.
Bridge Inspector: “what the **** did I just witness?”
Recipient: “I just got The Vermont Cataschulte Bridge Burner and it felt so good.”
Bridge Inspector: “?”
Recipient: “I just got The Vermont Cataschulte Bridge Burner and it felt so good.”
Bridge Inspector: “?”
by J&S Emporium February 4, 2025
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Get the 《¤》Vermont《¤》343《¤》Vermont《¤》 mug.☆ people who were born in Vermont or lived there for a significant length of time
☆ Hippies, Liberals, Hipsters, Yuppies, Farmers, Phish-Heads, Skiers/Snowboarders, Hunters, Beekeepers, Brewers, Woodchucks, Republicans, White supremacists: A LITTLE BIT OF EVERYTHING!!
☆ Some Vermonters are not accepting of transplants but many are
☆ The first inhabitors of Vermont arrived 11,000 years ago
☆ Natives: Pat the Bunny (Brattleboro), Wilson Bentley (first known person to take detailed photos of snowflakes and record observations on them) (Jericho), Bill W. (founder of Alcoholics Anonymous) (East Dorset), Pamela Blaire (Bennington), President Coolidge (Plymouth Notch), brothers Davis and John Dewey (Burlington), Chris Duffy (outfielder for:Pittsburgh Pirates, Milwaukee Brewers) (Brattleboro), Sam Lloyd (Springfield), Alexander Twilight (Corinth), Brigham Young (Whitingham), Ted Bundy (Burlington), Creighton Jones, Jr. (Burlington), Yvonne Daley (Rutland), Natalie Kinsey-Warnock (the Northern Kingdom)
☆Transplants: Alison Bechdel (cartoonist, creator of Bechdel test), Tasha Tudor, Verandah Porche (poet, co-founder of Total Loss Farm in Guilford), Norman Rockwell, Sen. Bernie Sanders, Ben Cohen, Jerry Greenfield, the Von Trapps, Ethan Allen, KT Tunstall
☆ Hippies, Liberals, Hipsters, Yuppies, Farmers, Phish-Heads, Skiers/Snowboarders, Hunters, Beekeepers, Brewers, Woodchucks, Republicans, White supremacists: A LITTLE BIT OF EVERYTHING!!
☆ Some Vermonters are not accepting of transplants but many are
☆ The first inhabitors of Vermont arrived 11,000 years ago
☆ Natives: Pat the Bunny (Brattleboro), Wilson Bentley (first known person to take detailed photos of snowflakes and record observations on them) (Jericho), Bill W. (founder of Alcoholics Anonymous) (East Dorset), Pamela Blaire (Bennington), President Coolidge (Plymouth Notch), brothers Davis and John Dewey (Burlington), Chris Duffy (outfielder for:Pittsburgh Pirates, Milwaukee Brewers) (Brattleboro), Sam Lloyd (Springfield), Alexander Twilight (Corinth), Brigham Young (Whitingham), Ted Bundy (Burlington), Creighton Jones, Jr. (Burlington), Yvonne Daley (Rutland), Natalie Kinsey-Warnock (the Northern Kingdom)
☆Transplants: Alison Bechdel (cartoonist, creator of Bechdel test), Tasha Tudor, Verandah Porche (poet, co-founder of Total Loss Farm in Guilford), Norman Rockwell, Sen. Bernie Sanders, Ben Cohen, Jerry Greenfield, the Von Trapps, Ethan Allen, KT Tunstall
by I_am_the_walrus. March 23, 2023
Get the Vermonters mug.When rural Vermonters use maple syrup to fornicate with a farm cow. As a result of the sticky nature of syrup their foreskin inevitably rips off leaving them circumcised.
by BKpaw July 15, 2024
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