"Did you see that cute little twink over there?"
"Yeah, but be careful. I heard he's a Vermont Lover"
"Yeah, but be careful. I heard he's a Vermont Lover"
by TheMasterOfWords September 11, 2020
Get the Vermont Lovermug. by Maaakkkkkkkk July 19, 2022
Get the Vermontmug. A sexual act where one partner urinates into a bottle of maple syrup, and then proceeds to pour the mixture all over the other partner.
by LG633 July 21, 2024
Get the Vermont Golden Showermug. "I heard that new guy doesn't drink and only does drugs like LSD, shrooms and molly."
"Yeah, he's Vermont sober!"
"Yeah, he's Vermont sober!"
by Jb7ao7 February 13, 2023
Get the Vermont sobermug. To pull out in front of other automobiles, usually in a hurried and hasty manner, in order to drive as slowly as possible. This usually occurs during what native Vermonters call "leaf-peeping" season when tourists (called flat-landers by natives) pull into a thoroughfare as though they were still in New Jersey, only to drive as though a New Jersey patrol car were following them, with lights, and guns drawn.
A more factual investigation, however, shows that Vermonters themselves far more commonly "Vermont" other drivers -- hence, being "Vermonted" while driving your pregnant, and in labor, wife to a hospital. The "Vermonting" car is usually at least ten years old, out of inspection. and can easily be recognized by the half-dozen to dozen cars following it. The "Vermonting" care does not obey speed limits, choosing to drive at least 10 to 15 miles below the said speed limit.
A more factual investigation, however, shows that Vermonters themselves far more commonly "Vermont" other drivers -- hence, being "Vermonted" while driving your pregnant, and in labor, wife to a hospital. The "Vermonting" car is usually at least ten years old, out of inspection. and can easily be recognized by the half-dozen to dozen cars following it. The "Vermonting" care does not obey speed limits, choosing to drive at least 10 to 15 miles below the said speed limit.
Sorry, your grandmother died of old age in the backseat before we could get her home. We were Vermonted.
by upvtway March 4, 2014
Get the Vermontedmug. Defecating one's pants so hard it blows out the sides, generally resulting in a harsh rash and cry baby tears.
by morezucchini June 30, 2025
Get the Vermontingmug.