When you stand too close to a wood burning stove in duck canvas pants and a crease gets permanently toasted into the fabric
You can iron those pants all day long Art, but you’re always going to have a Vermont Taco on your ass.
by mintjulep2001 September 21, 2022

Johnny Glocks To Johnny Whisper So Sealylylu Confidente Que Tu Accidents De La Rodilla Izquierda Esta En El Culo Tuyo For The State Of Vermont's Planned Parent Hood Christmas Tree Sale In The New York State For Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles
Johnny Glocks To Johnny Whisper So Sealylylu Confidente Que Tu Accidents De La Rodilla Izquierda Esta En El Culo Tuyo For The State Of Vermont's Planned Parent Hood Christmas Tree Sale In The New York State For Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles
by ExeeloguiexE April 17, 2025

The State Of Vermont's Parade Is A Haunted House For Coding Artisty <3.25ms to 15 Hours> By Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles
The State Of Vermont's Parade Is A Haunted House For Coding Artisty <3.25ms to 15 Hours> By Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025

by Maaakkkkkkkk July 19, 2022

Vermont is a code word for offing yourself. If you say ‘oh I’m going to Vermont next Tuesday’ it implies that you will not be alive on Tuesday.
avi: what do you have planned after school?
Farrah: I’m going to vermont, care to join?
Avi: omg not without me
Farrah: I’m going to vermont, care to join?
Avi: omg not without me
by Boioioing January 9, 2024

The Vermont Mop Job is the act of pissing, ejaculating, and shitting in each hole of the body part (Including the eyes)
by RoomNeural July 7, 2025

When you’re about to cum during anal sex, you pull it out and spray your muddy load all over your partners face thus resulting in a muddy facial.
by Muddyme December 9, 2023
