Vermont Hunting

Waste of time

Vermont Hunting deer season

by bob greggery November 10, 2010

Vermont

A place that doesnt exists. You only think it does because the government tells you it does

Vermont? What the fuck is a Vermont?

by SadsonvilleSaduarsFan March 24, 2022

Vermont

the sexiest man you will ever meet in your entire life. Everyone instantly falls on their knees for him.

Korain: look! its my.. extremely attractive boyfriend, Vermont.
Celine: hes fucking ugly
Korain: die. he's hot as fuck

by penisluvr69 April 24, 2021

Vermont Fever

The unbelievable good-naturedness and genuine care that the people of Vermont naturally exhibit and exude on a daily basis.

Jim: Shoot! My car broke down.

Vermonter 1: Oh no! Here, why don't you pop the hood and let me take a peek.

Vermonter 2: I'm so sorry, son! I'll call in a repair man.

Vermonter 3: In the meantime, why don't I take you to my place and warm you up a nice glass of milk?

Jim: You guys are the nicest people I have ever met. You must have Vermont Fever.

by jhort April 15, 2014

Vermont

A fake state created by the American government in order to hide the fact that the earth is flat. Vermonters are actually aliens in disguise who’ve infiltrated the earth in order to take over on 2032. The government currently can’t t do anything about the invasion because they don’t want the world to find out Vermont isn’t real. “Vermont”, or whatever it’s actually called is the cause of the end of the world.

“Alien #1” I sure do love Vermont!
Billy: Who tf even are you

by EIon Musk March 4, 2019

vermont oven

much like a dutch oven but instead of farting in your own blanket and exposing it to yourself u fart in a friends blanket (sleeping or awake) and put it over his or her head.

Dylan: "Bob are you awake?"
Bob: zzzzzzzzz
Dyan: im goin to vermont oven this SOB..... Lifts bobs blankets and rips a huge fart.
Bob: takes a huge wif while sleeping. "WTF was that"?

Dylan: "haha u just got vermont ovened!!!!"

by 2 people September 6, 2009

Vermont Sap Bucket

Ejaculate into someone’s mouth, and pour sugar in afterwords. They then dribble the contents onto a pile of pancakes and eats them.

She was hangry so I served her a Vermont Sap Bucket.

by Doc Richmond October 6, 2023