The law of physics (not really) that pertains to the difficulty of finding a lost TV remote, set of keys, etc. The only logical explanation is that the item has dropped into a black hole and the only way to bring it back to this realm is to stop looking for it. Once you've gone about your day, it practically falls back into your lap.
I was late to work today because I couldn't find my keys! My boss was okay with it, though. I told him it was The Universal Law of the Lost Remote.
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Also known as "VUG".
Most of the times refered as an insult against people that like to delay Half-Life 2 and hold it as a hostage.
*Oh and they're French too.
Most of the times refered as an insult against people that like to delay Half-Life 2 and hold it as a hostage.
*Oh and they're French too.
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Get the a universal time mug.A system that scores individuals based on "attractiveness" That can range from 1-20. The system is in place so people can rate their overall chance of success of "getting with" someone near the same score.
Can be used in Most scenarios and has a success rate of 80%.
Can be used in Most scenarios and has a success rate of 80%.
The universal scoring system.
Example: A male rated with a attractiveness of 7 will be successful with a female around 6,7 or 8. The universal scoring system has exceptions to the rule which include:
Location (Billy is trying to find a hot girl in his area, but alas their are no hot girls. Billy who has a US of 15 will have to settle with a 8.)
Money ( Candy has a US of 19. Dave has a US of 7, but Dave is rich. Therefore Candy settles with Dave)
Self esteem ( Sarah rates herself at a 12 even though her US score is 16. Therefore males around 11,12 or 13 have a chance with Sarah.)
Other exceptions can be found, but overall the Universal scoring system is incredibly accurate.
Example: A male rated with a attractiveness of 7 will be successful with a female around 6,7 or 8. The universal scoring system has exceptions to the rule which include:
Location (Billy is trying to find a hot girl in his area, but alas their are no hot girls. Billy who has a US of 15 will have to settle with a 8.)
Money ( Candy has a US of 19. Dave has a US of 7, but Dave is rich. Therefore Candy settles with Dave)
Self esteem ( Sarah rates herself at a 12 even though her US score is 16. Therefore males around 11,12 or 13 have a chance with Sarah.)
Other exceptions can be found, but overall the Universal scoring system is incredibly accurate.
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The game was made in June 3, 2020. Because of it's overhype, it's player count has lowered drastically.
The game was made in June 3, 2020. Because of it's overhype, it's player count has lowered drastically.
Person 1: Hey, have you played A Universal Time?
Person 2: Yep, I don't really like the combat
Person 1: I can understand that, it isn't fun when half your health gets shredded after a single m1.
Person 2: Yep, I don't really like the combat
Person 1: I can understand that, it isn't fun when half your health gets shredded after a single m1.
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I got a 98% on the math test I didn't study for, but The Universal Law of Balance made sure that I got a flat tire on the way home from school today. Fuck you, ULoB!
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