blowing smoke up your ass

People who constantly tell you what you WANT to hear ...Feeding someone's ego with constant adoration and commentary. Telling someone everything they want to hear and nothing they need to hear.
seriously. Im not blowing smoke up your ass!!!! you are so pretty. I wish I could be just like you... Your husband/wife is so handsome/pretty..... You have the nicest car.....I wish I had hair just like yours... etc...etc....
by Mizzrey September 13, 2013
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Where just about everything in the world is.
Person 1: hey man where's the remote?

Person 2: up your butt and around the corner
by scipio076 December 16, 2010
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blowing smoke up your ass

A person who gives complements blindly and without thought.
I try to criticize you so that you can improve, but you are not willing to listen. You just want me to always be blowing smoke up your ass.
by Eluu December 31, 2016
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1st use:Used when someone gives you the middle finger.

2nd use: Used when someone denies you something, such as a job, a bite of their yummy sandwich, sex, etc..
1st use:
(Person 1) gives person 2 the finger.

(Person 2) STICK IT UP YOUR ASS AND ROTATE...BITCH!!!!

2nd use:
(Person 1) Escuse me sir, may I please have a small bite of your yummy sandwich?

(Person 2) No, buy your own lunch you bloody fool.

(Person 1) Well in that case, you can can take your rancid sandwich and stick up your ass and rotate!!!!
by TheMaleMuteKid May 05, 2005
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person 1: where's my ipod
person 2: up your ass and around the corner

oh now i found my ipod
to hide something and say where it is known as up your ass and around the corner
by laughingcat1963 November 11, 2007
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Bee up your ass

Definition: someone who does not care, is overly grumpy, and creates specific unhappiness and shitty behaviors toward others. Similar to a bug up my ass, but on the next level, as getting stung up your ass creates a serious reaction, as opposed to a bug just crawling around all up in your business. Bee up your ass.
Shannon: Jesus, you are really pissing me off today, can't you see I have own shit going on here?
Mike: Why the heck do you have a bee up your ass?
Shannon: Fuck off.
by Shannon307 November 07, 2018
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Lock Up Your Children

Lock 'em up, very tight
Left alone, in the night
Darkest dreams, we will paint
In the minds, of the saint

Lock up your children
From destruction found
Lurking in their minds
The pain starts to pound

When at last, they awake
All sanity, we will take
Tortured souls, as they fell
Subject to, this living hell
Lock up your children
From destruction found
Lurking in their minds
The pain starts to pound

Lock up your children
From destruction found
Lurking in their minds
The pain starts to pound
by Death Menace March 31, 2023
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