(too-lee-slit) - The urethra of your penis.
by Johnsonwhite June 2, 2011
Get the tulislit mug.TULIPMANIAC (noun) Tiresome TV-pundit, media-victim or Twitter troll who barely understands Bitcoin and thinks that a blockchain is a part of a bicycle. Thinks that a six-month speculative bubble nearly 400 years ago involving a flower is somehow comparable to the greatest paradigm shifting technology since the invention of the wheel. Tulipmaniacs tend to fall into several categories:
1) Aging computer illiterates and tech luddites (often with PhDs) unable to retire due to their dismal investment track record.
2) The cretinized bison who graze upon mainstream media foder, whose research into Bitcoin, at best, stretches to a twenty-second glance at the opening paragraph of ‘Speculative Bubbles’ in Wikipedia, subsequently rehashed a million times in comments sections or on social media.
3) Dullard TV presenters and dollar lobbyists suffering from Stockholm syndrome who genuinely believe in a monetary system that is simultaneously fleecing them with currency debasement, NIRP and hefty fees.
4) Nocoiners.
Tulipmaniacs tend to be snivelling paupers. They may live off either FED stimulus or be paid by media groups in turn funded by dodgy right-wing oligarchs. They are tenacious weeds that will cling to a flower (or the US dollar) even when it’s on an exponential downward death spiral.
1) Aging computer illiterates and tech luddites (often with PhDs) unable to retire due to their dismal investment track record.
2) The cretinized bison who graze upon mainstream media foder, whose research into Bitcoin, at best, stretches to a twenty-second glance at the opening paragraph of ‘Speculative Bubbles’ in Wikipedia, subsequently rehashed a million times in comments sections or on social media.
3) Dullard TV presenters and dollar lobbyists suffering from Stockholm syndrome who genuinely believe in a monetary system that is simultaneously fleecing them with currency debasement, NIRP and hefty fees.
4) Nocoiners.
Tulipmaniacs tend to be snivelling paupers. They may live off either FED stimulus or be paid by media groups in turn funded by dodgy right-wing oligarchs. They are tenacious weeds that will cling to a flower (or the US dollar) even when it’s on an exponential downward death spiral.
by MikiP December 10, 2017
Get the Tulipmaniac mug.by Zephyr919 June 3, 2018
Get the tulip plucker mug.Similar to male teabagging, a female squats over someone’s face and lowers her vagina onto the person. Tulip is used as a practical joke or prank when performed on someone who is passed out or asleep. It can also be a sexual act as well. Named tulip because a vagina has 2 lips.
At the sorority house last night, silly Sally drank 3 bottles of Boone's Farm wine passed out on the floor again, but this time the whole pledge class gave her a Tulip! Like, how totally embarrassing!
by Dick B. Tricklin July 3, 2018
Get the Tulip mug.Tulip oil is the equivalent of pussy juice, specifically indicating the lips of said pussy. Term used in social situations to mask nsfw conversations
by Lickemhardjames July 28, 2018
Get the tulip oil mug.by throuple September 8, 2018
Get the Tulip mug.by OG Tulip Trotter October 29, 2018
Get the Tulip trotter mug.