True Metal

Black Sabbath, Judas Priest, Motorhead, Manowar. Metal that holds true to the intents of the Metal Gods, music that Ormagoden would enjoy. Music that takes true talent to make and time to write, not whiny-ass emo bullshit like A Day to Remember or Bullet For My Valentine. Music that makes the eardrums of the unrighteous bleed and the faces of the weak melt. It is about individuality, freedom, and sheer bone-crushing power. True Metal is music in it's greatest form, human creativity taken to its peak. True Metal is loud, strong, and beautiful. In many cases, it is characterized by an endless battle between the voice of the singer and the screams of lead guitar. It stands opposed by false metal, weak music more concerned with record sales than musicianship, and popular music, at the current time rap and wimpy ass pop music. The battle rages, but as always, metal will prevail. Metal defeated disco, glam, punk, and it will triumph again.

John: My favorite bands are Korn and Avenged Sevenfold.
Thor: WHAT?! Those aren't true metal! Listen to some Dio!
John: Dio sucks.
Thor: *smites John with his mighty hammer*

by Sergeant Matt June 10, 2010

true quam

An obfuscated manner in which your phone company calls you a fucktard. QAM stands for Quadrature Amplitude Modulation which is nonsensical in this context since fiber optic cables are completely digital. Thus, one may only conclude they think of you as childlike and will be mystified by their impenetrable jargon. Perhaps only being able to reply "Nice truck."

Consumer: "Tell me about FIOS."

Phone Carrier: "Sure, True quam."

Consumer: "Oh... I see... Nice truck."

by nuttzy July 21, 2007

true tits

the same meaning as true

Gino: Yo that bud was tight
John: True tits yo

by draineddrummer04 May 12, 2009

true hipster

Don't give a shit about anything and will do what they want. They are not insecure and don't care if something is childish, lame, weak, etc... they will do it. THEY DO WHAT THEY WANT! True hipsters are the trend setters of hipster culture and often followed by the wanna be hipsters(individuals who think its cool to be a hipster and cares too much if they're hipster enough)

friend: That beer is nasty, I wouldn't even bother touching it.
true hipster: Hmmmm, I like it! It taste good, give me some more PBR!
friend: Pabst Blue Ribbon taste like aluminum can man...
true hipster: it didn't get Blue Ribbon awards for no reason ;)

by mr.ying March 7, 2012

True Colors

1. How a person truley feels, acts, or thinks despite how their feelings, actions, or thoughts seem to others or one specific other.

2. A 1986 hit song by Cindy Lauper, written by Billy Steinberg and Tom Kelly.

3. A 1998 song by Phil Collins based on the 1986 hit song by Cindy Lauper.

4. A 1991 movie about best friends' betrayal starring John Cusack and James Spader, directed by Herbert Ross and written by Kevin Wade.

"I know you don't really mean to act the way you do. I know your true colors are beautiful."

by INXpeteR August 6, 2007

True Religion

A very expensive brand. All jean material and jeans bought by mostly African-Americans and partly foreigns. Usually to show off and show people that they bought a $500 pair of jeans. Wow! If you get caught wearing a fake pair you will get humiliated and put on instagram and twitter for wearing a replica. Detroit Niggas are known for wearing true religion jeans and the jacket.

Nigga 1: Damn, you got the white trues!?
Nigga 2: Hell yeah bruh with the retro Jordan 5's.

Nigga 1:True religion everything! Me and my squad boutta hit up the club later wanna come?
Nigga 2: Niggaaaa! Yeah!

by alysse pablo June 23, 2014

true yankee

A phrase uttered by the mentally handicapped portion of New York Yankees fans; used to describe any player on a former championship team, regardless of skill level. Alternatively used for any good player that isn't on the Yankees, like Albert Pujols, Joe Mauer, or Chipper Jones, because obviously being good makes you a "True Yankee" regardless of team.

Also, the opposite of "True Yankee" is any player that is never wins a title with the team. As a result, they will be labeled as un-clutch by the media regardless of actual baseball playing ability. Very notable examples include Alex Rodriguez, Jason Giambi, and the entire 1980's roster besides Don Mattingly.

A "True Yankee" carries a magical aura that allows them to play a metaphysical, other worldly form of baseball which results in hyper clutchness, which is why Luis Sojo > Alex Rodriguez.

Moron: Dude, A-Rod sucks, I miss Brosius.
Intelligent form of human life: What? Brosius was a career 94 OPS+ hitter, A-Rod's like 147.
Moron: But dude, Brosius was a true yankee.
Intelligent form of human life: /backs away quickly, consults with CIA about possible bio warfare that infects brains.

by jdr0317 July 8, 2009