A fat tortilla. Literally just a fat tortilla. Usually eats chickfila multiple times a day while living its tortilla life. Prefers nike over pink and wears purple lebrons while living its tortilla life.
by sugondeeznuts December 26, 2019

I'll butter your tortilla ;)
by Mastermind30342 July 2, 2015

Victor: How was sex with that Jenny girl?
Danny: I tortilla dipped her and there was some shit on my finger. It tasted nasty.
Danny: I tortilla dipped her and there was some shit on my finger. It tasted nasty.
by DannyBoyz December 25, 2020

The act of laying your partner down on a blanket, taking a hot shit on them, and then rolling them up in said blanket like a burrito.
Anthony: Man, my boyfriend Chance is a freak!
Joe: Oh yeah?
Anthony: Yeah last night he had my do an Albuquerque Tortilla.
Joe: Damn that's nasty!
Joe: Oh yeah?
Anthony: Yeah last night he had my do an Albuquerque Tortilla.
Joe: Damn that's nasty!
by HadSandjob December 12, 2024

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by Openglock November 22, 2023
