Toobin'

Verb; Performing an "intimate act of self gratification"/ "Jerkin' off"/ "Batin'"/ "Wackin' it", specifically over a Zoom call with co-workers and colleagues. Based off of Jeffrey Toobin, douchebag journalist for The New Yorker.

"How did your Zoom meeting go, Honey?" "It was great, babe. I was Toobin' the entire time and nobody noticed, it's all in the forearm."

by ADleeCsrsiisoantis October 22, 2020

toobin

To masturbate or play with ones penis

Jeffery Toobin "forgot" his web cam was on and was caught toobin in front of his colleagues during a Zoom call

by coolman222 October 19, 2020

Toobin

To fap, masturbate, or pleasure yourself while on a video conference call.

I am so embarrassed...I got caught toobin it on a zoom call earlier today.

by digitalmachine October 20, 2020

toobin'

Masturbating where and when other people can 'accidentally' see you... like on a Zoom call.

Jeffrey Toobin was fired for toobin' on a work Zoom call

by some_lefty_jerk October 19, 2020

Toobin

The act of accidentally masturbating in front of work colleagues on a Zoom call.

Jeffery was fired when he got caught Toobin during the weekly zoom meeting.

by ArchiePunker October 20, 2020

Toobin

Masturbating during a Zoom meeting

Chad rubbed out a toobin during the Zoom session

by Telmea Story October 20, 2020

Toobin'

VERB

Masturbating, especially masturbating during a Zoom call.

Yo fam, you heard what Jeffrey did during the Zoom call? My mans started Toobin' during the break with his cam on lmaooooo

by internetsavage August 17, 2021