(V;:) tinder ripple- tapping your own profile picture on the search page on tinder it creates a real-time ripple splash and cures boredom until you make a fatal mistake of tapping mistake.
Jay, Jeff and Zacc were seeing who could make a faster, better tinder ripple until Zacc tapped a fat chick and they matched ... For life.
The act of putting a moment on tinder asking for a girl to accompany you somewhere, especially a formal or funeral, and agree to multiple women coming (preferably more than four) and then line them up out the front of the venue, and give a corsage to one of them, mimicking the television show the Bachelor.
Trimmer: Hey, bro who you taking to formal
Bruce: I don't know yet, probably just gonna do a tinder bachelor
Dunphy: Yeah good op, I'm chucking the same