Tub Thumper

One who 'thumps tubs' ,in other words is particularly minging. Of the type that one would use if walls needed sanding. Swamp Donkey, Bog-Trotter,Munter,Minger,Mould Grower.

Oh, i thought he dumped her because he realised she was a Tub Thumper

by J January 25, 2003

Spud Thumper

The act of taking a potato and a potato gun and shooting the potato into a homeless mans rectum.

dude i saw this homeless guy get a spud thumper the other day!

by TheSpudThumper October 31, 2010

fake jesus-thumper

A sinner who lives a less than holy life, but uses bible quotes as if they belonged in a convent.

Why does Sarah post bible quotes by day, then whores around the neighborhood by night? That whore is a fake Jesus-thumper.

by CutThroatBitch35 February 6, 2014

man bum thumper

a derogatory term used to politly call someone ghey or g4y or gay, homo or f4g fag.

"this guy has to be a man bum thumper."
"you cheated you man bum thumper!"

by Matches007 September 22, 2005

Idaho Spud Thumper

When one cooks a bake potato to perfection with all of the fixens ie: chives, pepper, cheese, bacon and instead of sour cream uses their splouge. Then the potato is served up to a lady while she is thumped from behind.

Instead of taking her out to dinner we stayed at my house and I served her up the ol Idaho Spud Thumper.

by The Stickies July 16, 2009

Turner Tub Thumper

Engaging in intercourse with a female who is pregnant with a child that is (at least presumably) not yours. This term only applies to heterosexual males. See 'Tonya Tub Thumper' for lesbians with strap-ons.

CAUTION: THIS ACT IS NOT ENCOURAGED AS IT MAY LEAD TO FETUSES GETTING POKED IN THE EYES

That dude is porking her in the third trimester, he's such a Turner Tub Thumper.

If there's a bun in the oven, don't worry about stoppin the lovin' -Turner Tub Thumper

by Buck Whittaker June 29, 2009

Thumper Dumper Code Red

The most feared of the craps possible to take that will completely annihilate your anus and any toilet you are using to the point that there is no point of existing after this shear and unholy beast of a teard.

No one has ever survived the apocolyptic and devastaional strike of the massive and utterly ownageness power of the thumper dumper code red, except for me and I live to tell the tale.

by ThumperDumperCodeRedSurvivor January 21, 2012