semen thief

A women who apparently takes birth control but miraculously gets pregnant. She's been known to poke holes in condoms and will guilt you into marrying her. 18 years later you're not the father!

"Why would you stay with her man she's a total semen thief?"

by Semen thief October 8, 2017

Birthday Thief

Someone who steals someone else's birthday

Hey, your birthday is on the 21st?

Yeah....

Mine too!

You, sir, are a BIRTHDAY THIEF.

by IAmNotABirthdayStealer April 5, 2011

Word Thief

Some one who tries to lay claim to someone else word, phrase or lexicon.

Hey that person is a word thief, I made up that word already, have been using it for years!

by King Wiley October 4, 2008

chicken thief

A negitive term for a black person.

A chicken thief ran off with my car again.

by Mike $ December 24, 2008

meat-thief

One who tries to suck the penis of a sleeping male.

While Fred was sleeping last night Todd tried to suck his penis. Todd is a real meat-thief.

by Freakshow1975 June 18, 2007

meat thief

(v.) to take the virginity of a male under 13. Only applied to females.

She is being a meat thief again.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

oxygen thief

A person who is a waste of breath, and serves no purpose in this world. Commonly used by school principals

The 5 percent of the school are oxygen thiefs!

by the jew aka brandon jacobs August 24, 2011