yer what hurts?

a humorous all-purpose interjection used after someone makes a curious statement. intended to bring smiles to all persons in the immediate vicinity. heard frequently in the mid-eighties in and around smegwaukee.

charley: hey, that guy looks like renee zellweger, except that she's a girl and he's not
harley: YER WHAT HURTS?

don: man, i'd better get a move on, i've got a big exam tomorrow.
john: yer what hurts?
don: oh shut up, dickless moron!!
john: wow, that hurts, man. *sobs quietly*
don: YER WHAT HURTS?

by earpuller December 28, 2005

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Get the yer what hurts?mug.

spank yer monkey

to give oneself manual gratification.
i.e to masturbate

bob got turned down so much last night he went home and we yelled Bob go spank yer monkey

by i.p freely July 24, 2008

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Get the spank yer monkeymug.

getting yer pie

To have sexual intercourse with a woman.

'frank, are you getting yer pie tonight at the plaza off of lesley tonight?'

by Spud the potato August 6, 2007

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Get the getting yer piemug.

tan yer arse

when you've done something wrong and get put over someones knee with a bum slap as punishment.

You: (does something bad)
Mum: Do that again son and I'll tan yer arse!

by Whatta.Prick June 18, 2020

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Get the tan yer arsemug.

smell yer ma

This is an extreme insult, deriving from Northern Ireland, hence the spelling to emulate local dialects. It is in common use as a put down. It is accompanied by two or more fingers held together, as if inserting into an orifice, and waved under the victim's nose. It reflects the harshness and vulgarity common to N. Irish conversation.

Have you been done for University-wide corruption again, boss?

Smell yer ma, ye wee shite.

by docrob September 15, 2009

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