shiz

a word you use when you don't want to swear around children but it has the same meaning as the swearing word

that looks like shiz

by madds101 March 9, 2017

shiz

similar meaning to “im him” and “let him cook”.

this word means that said person is the shit, he’s that guy.

person 1: look at that guy, he got ts ON
person 2: he’s the shiz fr omm
person 3: blud is shizzing fr

by ayogetsajob April 17, 2023

you got to go see that shiz

you should go see it, you must

Dude, you got to go see that shiz.

by pastaeatergirl12 May 10, 2012

shiz

A word that people use when they're seven and can't really cuss

What the 'shiz' is that

by amogussussusus September 20, 2023

Shiz

The word often used by children to replace the word shit

Synonyms: shoot, shitake mushrooms, dang, darn

Anonyms: urane, pee, pee pee

The perfect word to use when your about to say shit in front of your parents as a child. Or if your speaking in front of a PG audience.

Scenario 1
Jon: Hey kids look at that horse... shiz.
Johnny: Wow that's some amazing looking shiz
Scenario 2
Johnny: I ALMOST BEAT THE LEVEL! HOLY *mom walks into room* shiz?
Clarence: ...
Scenario 3
Johnny: Now I am going to present my essay on... Shiz. "Shiz is a shizzy brown peice of shiz that you can extract from your... bum?"

by Littlejohnyy2947 December 5, 2017

Shiz

The safe, clean alternative to the swear word 'shit' of which you can use in all situations.
Much like using the word 'fudge' in substitution for 'fuck', it can be used in substitution for any meaning of the word 'shit'.

*nearly drops croissant* "Shiz!!!"
"I feel shiz"
"I can't be bothered with all this shiz"
"the dog shiz"

by ayerfegw April 20, 2020

Shiz

When the head is so immaculate that at the time of climax shit sprays out your ass hole like a shotgun blast, and cakes the wall.

Jeff: hey how did things go last night with Stacy?

Toby: pretty great but she sucked my soul out so hard that I shizzed all over the wall.

Jeff: hell yeahhhhhhhh

by Absurd_Chalice January 13, 2025