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pillow humping

The act of having consentual sex with a pillow (well, a pillow never says no nor complains a headache, and it actually does not mind being used as a sex object) a.k.a. pillow masturbation or pillow fucking. Pillows are equally suitable for boys and girls, and making love to a soft pillow can be very pleasureable.
If you are a guy, you can thrust between two pillows, the mattress and a pillow, you can fold the pillow and thrust into the groove or wrap the pillow around your penis to make a tube. You can also make a small hole in the casing and thrust into the stuffing inside - this method probably works best with a solid wadding or a foam pillow. If you are a girl, you can ride a pillow and grind your clit and labia against it. You can fold the pillow around a book or make a knot on the corner to make it harder.
Climaxing by pillow humping may take longer than by a conventional hand job, but the orgasm may be much stronger and last longer. That is particularly true if you happen to have a pillow fetish and you find pillows not only comfortable but also sexy. In masturbation, ejaculation into thin air may be disappointing, but cumming against your favorite pillow may be very satisfying.
Pillow humping is also very safe sex, because you cannot catch a STD from your pillow unless you share it with somebody, and you do not need to wear a condom because you cannot get your pillow pregnant.
Sometimes I jerk off but I find pillow humping much better, and digging my throbbing penis into my favorite pillow and shooting my semen into it gives me deep satisfaction.
by Pulvillus February 21, 2008
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Pillow Princess

the ultimate sub lesbian. they will literally lay there whilst their partner does all the work.
ugh, that girl i hooked up with last night was such a pillow princess. i had to do all the work!
by fucking woke man February 1, 2020
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prop pillow

A pillow you put under your girl to prop up her hips when you bang her
by Ânonymous November 10, 2014
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poop pillow

A wad of toilet paper placed in the toilet BEFORE pooping used to prevent your own poop from splashing toilet water on your ass.
I always drop a poop pillow before shitting in a John Q. Public.
by John 1-2 December 9, 2008
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Cock Pillows

Desired lips to press ones cock in
Angelina has some amazing cock pillows. I'd love to mouth fuck that!
by shell hunter December 11, 2011
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pillow princess

(1) A girl (of any sexuality) who likes to receive sexual pleasure, but does not often return the favor herself.
(2) A (usually humorous, often self-deprecating) term to refer to a gay man who almost always prefers to be the bottom, and often is fairly lazy/self-serving about it.

Both definitions stem from the idea that they just want to lay back on the pillow and be treated like a princess.
(1) She's such a pillow princess, she never wants to put any work in for the other person.
(2) Yeah, he's kind of a pillow princess, total DIVA in bed.
by somehowstillsane June 25, 2018
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Pillow Sheet

by spy robot December 4, 2012
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