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Smeg-meg

The female counter-part to nut-meg in soccer. It is when a soccer ball is intentionally, cleanly, and successfully directed through the gap created by a girl's (the victim's) planted legs during soccer. This usually causes a momentary stun/deer-in-the-headlights reaction from the victim because of the initial shock and disbelief of what just happened. There must be an intent on the offender's part to shoot the gap with the ball for a smeg-meg to occur. If it happens accidentally, an official smeg-meg did not occur. I came up with this one circa 1990.
Person #1 "Did you see that girl get nut-megged?"
Person #2 "A girl can't get nut-megged, she got smeg-megged"
by Ace Binkley September 23, 2005
mugGet the Smeg-megmug.

meg griffin

the hot(but always called ugly)teenage daughter of the griffins
by futuramafan May 3, 2008
mugGet the meg griffinmug.

Nut-meg

When you gizz (nut) and shit in a salt shaker, then sprinkle it on a ho like nutmeg. Works best around the holiday season. And on girls named Meg. Also accepted as a topping on egg nog.

Do not confuse with Nutmeg, a tasty holiday spice. Also, as a side note, stay away from girls named Meg with nuts.
Shit, man, I just Nut-megged all over Meg! I'm glad she was covered in egg nog.

If you're playing soccer and your buddy just got nut-megged, talk to the ref. That shit's nasty.
by Evanishigh January 3, 2008
mugGet the Nut-megmug.

meg white

1. to interrupt someone's jukebox selection by paying extra money for the "play next" feature.

2. to fill up a jukebox with hours of your own music so that nobody else in the establishment gets to hear their own selections.
Dude, can you believe Mikey just Meg Whited my songs? Now I have to sit through an hour of Dolly Parton before I get back to my tracks!
by rockinyermom November 19, 2010
mugGet the meg whitemug.

meg puh

When a female has a dark-blue shaded vagina
"That bitch had some meg puh for sure" said Caleb.
"He was about to smash but then he found out she had some meg puh" exclaimed David.
by Lil Grindr December 10, 2017
mugGet the meg puhmug.

meg pruggets

meg pruggets is the best group chat to exist on Twitter and it's made of Megan, Lauren, Lucy, and Kirsty!!!!
meg pruggets are superior! follow @Iightsuan :)
by ur favourite moot!! November 6, 2020
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He’s a Meg

A “meg” is a male / player who constantly sleeps with multiple females regardless of their status or look. This male wines up getting a infected penis.

Originated word : SMEGMA
Ex. A male tries getting with Becky but Becky’s friends know he’s a meg. He’s dirty.
by REALSAY July 14, 2019
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