by Thelunersun April 25, 2023
Get the Flute the pigmug. An exercise executed to avoid embarrassment whilst going to the loo in a place where a large, and/or loud poo may be released, and consequently heard by others.
A large amount of loo paper (sometimes a towel) is held directly underneath the bottom of the seated individual currently on the loo. Thus, the excess paper is designed to absorb most of the sound given off from the motion and changes the pitch of the tone to a more subdued base note.
Normally performed in public toilets where the walls separating the individual bowls are marginal; but also when a colleague/family member is know to be in close proximity.
A large amount of loo paper (sometimes a towel) is held directly underneath the bottom of the seated individual currently on the loo. Thus, the excess paper is designed to absorb most of the sound given off from the motion and changes the pitch of the tone to a more subdued base note.
Normally performed in public toilets where the walls separating the individual bowls are marginal; but also when a colleague/family member is know to be in close proximity.
Sam heard the others standing outside the loo, and because of the thin walls was forced to perform the muted-flute to avoid detection and embarrassment from his peers.
Josh entered the public loo's and knew straight away that today he'd be exercising the muted-flute as the partition between the individual lavatories was minimal.
Tom was going for a big crap - the muted flute was the obvious choice.
Josh entered the public loo's and knew straight away that today he'd be exercising the muted-flute as the partition between the individual lavatories was minimal.
Tom was going for a big crap - the muted flute was the obvious choice.
by goat19 May 16, 2009
Get the The muted-flutemug. When a male puts a cocky ring on his dick, and a girl grabs a needle and pokes flute like holes at the top of his penis. Then she blows through the urethra while pretending to play the flute and ends only when the male says "lithuania".
Guy 1: my dick hurts
Guy 2: why
Guy 1: me and my girlfriend tried the Lithuanian flute last night, its still bleeding.
Guy 2: why
Guy 1: me and my girlfriend tried the Lithuanian flute last night, its still bleeding.
by Ryu is Bae February 16, 2018
Get the the lithuanian flutemug. 1. A slang term for a weed pipe, most commonly used on islands around Jamaica in the Caribbean.
2. How you play the Jamaican flute is by blowing ash out of a pipe or bowl piece which sometimes makes a flute sound
2. How you play the Jamaican flute is by blowing ash out of a pipe or bowl piece which sometimes makes a flute sound
bob: do we have anything to smoke out of
marley: yea I have a Jamaican flute
bob: Whats a Jamaican flute
marley: It's the most common instrument in Jamaica, all you have to do is blow ash out of it to play it
marley: yea I have a Jamaican flute
bob: Whats a Jamaican flute
marley: It's the most common instrument in Jamaica, all you have to do is blow ash out of it to play it
by Corrupso December 8, 2018
Get the Jamaican flutemug. by Dallas jew January 31, 2021
Get the Jew Flutemug. a penis, cock, dick, or whatever nickname you may have for it
Also, "playing the skin flute"
(giving a bj)
Also, "playing the skin flute"
(giving a bj)
"Greg M. rubbed his skin flute as he watched the guys at the lunch table"
also, when asked if he "played the skin flute, Greg M. "Who doesn't play the skin flute?"
also, when asked if he "played the skin flute, Greg M. "Who doesn't play the skin flute?"
by LuNcH TaBlE FuN 20 December 5, 2003
Get the skin flutemug. by Dr. Poon January 17, 2009
Get the poon flutemug.