Some annoying cunt who talks too much
by ManSaysRee July 3, 2019

Dude, did you see how that jerk-off made a fool of himself the other night?
Yeah man, he's such a Scott
Yeah man, he's such a Scott
by King of You Insects February 8, 2010

Scott is most often defined as a limp wristed, pillow biting, ass pirate. Usually found cruising the bathrooms of the campus, hoping to find a strange and hopefully uncircumcised dick to smoke due to the fact that his sphincter no longer works which causes him to wear diapers that make having anonymous anal sex rather dificult. He is rumored to have swallowed more loads of salty semen than his mother has. Hard to believe but true.
Dude, did you see that jizz juggler Scott the closeted HOMO faggot in the last stall tapping his foot, trying to entice the fat jock drop out frat boys into letting them tickle his tonsils ??
by the jester of all jesters February 14, 2010

Scott all the Scotts I know are salty ass people and typically are selfish and self centered bruhaps also a hypocrite hey if you didn’t know well now you know
by Kirai July 3, 2020

Scotts are the most wonderful and amazing people in the world. He's strong and loving and protective. He's had his ups and downs but everyone does at some point. He's a great dad to his child. Loves them passionately and unconditionally. He'd do anything for the one he loves or his family/wife/ girlfriend. If you meet a Scott, love on him and never let him go. Because if you let him go, he'll fall apart. And that's not good.
by CharmandersAteMyGirlfriend December 25, 2016

a tall, usually Irish dude who will make you laugh until your stomach hurts or until you pee yourself. He's a very attractive guy who will make you feel that you have a purpose in this world, other than breathing. If you know a Scott, grab him and never, EVER let him go.
by potatoe.calendar February 28, 2017

I dumb ass person that has no life and lives in a dumpster. also whats to kill them selfs because they want to meet God.
by Marco Royce October 30, 2017
