Asshole nasty

origin: midwest suburbs
1.)Refers to one being nasty in the sense that they are dirty and undesirable for sexual purposes, and/or any other purpose that requires someone to be clean, groomed and presentable in public or private.
2.) To be so nasty as to resemble the smell, color, or shape of an anus.
- more commonly known as: Ass-nasty

Tyrone: "Oooh look at that girl over there, she thick as hell. I wanna hit that".
Billy Bob: "Are you serious man? That chick is ASSHOLE NASTY. I would have sex with her her if she was the last woman on earth".

by An Immature Professional December 17, 2008

slop nasty

When you suck the shit of out of someone's asshole so that their intestines come out and you shit it out your ass and shove it down their throat out their nipples and tie them with it.

I just gave a slop nasty to my little brother! It was delishous!

by BigGingerBootyLicker April 24, 2015

Nasty Buffalo

A hot shit typically occurring after a hard night of drinking or eating spicy food. The type of shit that burns upon discharge and leaves a greasy residue behind.

Man, I shouldn't of eaten those jalapeños last night. I suffered a nasty buffalo this morning.

by Gmarie168 April 15, 2016

Nasty fries

When something is nasty fries, it's reeeeaaal nasty.
Always followed by an exclamation mark.

Wowie, that stinky old milk is NASTY fries!

That dirty old man said some things that were nasty fries!

by Myfriesbedelish January 11, 2019

Nasty Garcia

When a man and woman do a Dirty Sanchez and then, he continues rubbing it into a full beard.

She looked into the mirror and was astonished to see how her Nasty Garcia looked!

by Heavy GG June 5, 2018

plum nasty

Utterly disgusting. Reserved for situations that call for extreme disgust, like when finding a severed limb inside a cooking appliance.

Dispatcher: "What's the problem there?"
Caller: "I got a human foot."
Dispatcher: "Have a what?"
Caller: "A human left foot in my recently purchased smoker."
Dispatcher: "What's your name?"
Caller: "My name's ... and it's plum nasty, got me grossed out."

by misfo July 24, 2016

Nasty Jacuzzi

When you ejaculate into a belly button (your own or someone else's) and then another person uses a straw to blow bubbles into it, hence a tiny nasty jacuzzi.

Now, if they drink it, well that's a whole new thing.

-Dude, Barbara and I did a Nasty Jacuzzi yesterday.
-WOAH, Who made the bubbles?
-I'd never tell.

by Arg-Gamerdude December 3, 2019