Rosy Retrospection but for football. Someone who judges a player from the past based on certain moments and not he whole picture.
by Flo10 August 8, 2021

he carries a satchel of words around. all kinds of words. funny ones, mean ones, lies galore, weird ones too. hes weird i guess, like who carries such a heavy sac of silly words around. no one needs to hear that, unless they are about me, and good...
by tito p November 30, 2005

Dave, the cunt, nicked my fuckin guitar leads last month and hasn't given me them back. Fuckin surf merchant!
by neil kilby May 5, 2006

A person who tells you a story about something that never happened and talks literally through their hole. More shite coming out their mouth than their arse in life.
Wow did you hear what Killa Toges said to me the other day about him flying to Australia for a weekend?
A proper waffle merchant !!
A proper waffle merchant !!
by OnDaSauce January 30, 2023

A seaborn man of trading descent. Commonly found hidden in the women's latrine. Using a queef absorber 4000 to capture the gases he then sells them to unsuspecting passengers through the form of ice cream.
by Mary queen of sluts February 23, 2023

OC Merchants: let's do Chinese nigga sex
fr1ck.mp4: depends high effort memes usually take 8 hours, normal ones take about 1 all I need is the idea and im off
Entire Ironic Community: aha
fr1ck.mp4: depends high effort memes usually take 8 hours, normal ones take about 1 all I need is the idea and im off
Entire Ironic Community: aha
by NowInCrapyKangarooYesternight May 17, 2019

1. A man constantly in pursuit of dates or relationships
2. A "pick up artist," or someone who thinks they are
2. A "pick up artist," or someone who thinks they are
1. "She's a bartender, she's not into you. Stop acting like a dick merchant with too much schlong to sell."
2. "Look at these dick merchants trying to move some product on that poor booth babe."
2. "Look at these dick merchants trying to move some product on that poor booth babe."
by jen4k2 September 9, 2021
