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Nostalgia Merchant

Rosy Retrospection but for football. Someone who judges a player from the past based on certain moments and not he whole picture.
Kevin de Bruyne is a better player than ZIdane but only nostalgia merchants will disagree
by Flo10 August 8, 2021
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word merchant

he carries a satchel of words around. all kinds of words. funny ones, mean ones, lies galore, weird ones too. hes weird i guess, like who carries such a heavy sac of silly words around. no one needs to hear that, unless they are about me, and good...
Paris is a word merchant. sometimes its good. mostly, its not.
by tito p November 30, 2005
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surf merchant

Dave, the cunt, nicked my fuckin guitar leads last month and hasn't given me them back. Fuckin surf merchant!
by neil kilby May 5, 2006
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Waffle Merchant

A person who tells you a story about something that never happened and talks literally through their hole. More shite coming out their mouth than their arse in life.
Wow did you hear what Killa Toges said to me the other day about him flying to Australia for a weekend?

A proper waffle merchant !!
by OnDaSauce January 30, 2023
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Queef merchant

A seaborn man of trading descent. Commonly found hidden in the women's latrine. Using a queef absorber 4000 to capture the gases he then sells them to unsuspecting passengers through the form of ice cream.
Watch out, that ice cream man might be a queef merchant.
by Mary queen of sluts February 23, 2023
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OC Merchants

OC Merchants: let's do Chinese nigga sex
fr1ck.mp4: depends high effort memes usually take 8 hours, normal ones take about 1 all I need is the idea and im off
Entire Ironic Community: aha
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dick merchant

1. A man constantly in pursuit of dates or relationships

2. A "pick up artist," or someone who thinks they are
1. "She's a bartender, she's not into you. Stop acting like a dick merchant with too much schlong to sell."
2. "Look at these dick merchants trying to move some product on that poor booth babe."
by jen4k2 September 9, 2021
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