Meme guardian

A meme guardian: a guardian designed to protect the universe, assigned with a partner.

They protect the avatar using the power of memes

There are 5 guardians. Smg0, smg1, smg2, smg3, and smg4.
(6 if you count Niles)
“I am a meme guardian. My name is smg4,

I’m the 5th meme guardian.
by Arand75 March 28, 2024
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Wood Guardian

A protector of wood. AKA a condom.
Not without a Wood Guardian...
by jstejste April 14, 2011
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guardian seeker

i am an incel and a cuck
i suck tyrant off
dude that guy is totally a guardian seeker
by guardian sucker October 25, 2020
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Guardian Lions

A typical way to define someone who's really skinny that should definetly eat more.
Rarely used to describe a female
by ZorgonGolla August 03, 2017
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Purity Guardian

pyʊrɪti ˈɡɑ rdiən/ noun

1. A self-appointed enforcer of perceived moral or sexual purity, often found lurking in religious households, youth groups, or conservative communities.
2. A person (often a parent, leader, or elder sibling) who monitors the behavior, thoughts, clothing, and friendships of others in the name of holiness.

Common behaviors:
Frequently asks, “Who were you with?” and “What were you wearing?”

Monitors text messages, crushes, and clothing length with the intensity of a federal agent.

Believes human intimacy is dangerous until legally and heterosexually sanctified.
“I couldn’t even go to the movies without my purity guardian accusing me of leading boys astray.”

"My purity guardian said my ankles were ‘stumbling blocks.’ I was wearing socks."
by benchurch15 May 28, 2025
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Purity Guardian

pyʊrɪti ˈɡɑ rdiən/ noun

1. A self-appointed enforcer of perceived moral or sexual purity, often found lurking in religious households, youth groups, or conservative communities.
2. A person (often a parent, leader, or elder sibling) who monitors the behavior, thoughts, clothing, and friendships of others in the name of holiness.

Common behaviors:
Frequently asks, “Who were you with?” and “What were you wearing?”

Monitors text messages, crushes, and clothing length with the intensity of a federal agent.

Believes human intimacy is dangerous until legally and heterosexually sanctified
“I couldn’t even go to the movies without my purity guardian accusing me of leading boys astray.”
by benchurch15 May 28, 2025
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guardian's daughter

A very cool member of the zombsroyale community that is no longer active. Said to be the son of "Guardian_", Guardian's daugther is the coolest member in the server.
If only guardian's daughter dated me. Then I would be happy
by August 20, 2024
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