pole grabber

noun
1.
a total homosexual
"that dude is a massive pole grabber"
2.
a chick who cant stand but service every Johnson in a 50m radius
"watch out, she's a real pole grabber"

That pole grabber will suck your soul out.

by maxaine August 5, 2025

Pussy Grabber

Donald Trump

I just grab her by the pussy, I can't help it. And when you're famous, you can do anything you want. A pussy grabber needs love too!

by Crime&Punishment64 May 30, 2020

couch grabber

when smoking an indica weed that leaves you feeling tempted to not move from a couch/bed with the exception of grabbing munchies.

Stoner 1: Hey man, you wanna go play hacky sack or something?

Stoner 2; No man, i just smoked some real couch grabber. Hey grab me some chips, would ya?

by mercethemerciless February 9, 2010

Aqua Grabber

When you reach into a wet pussy and attempt to grab the kidney stones through the urethra

"How do you not know what an Aqua Grabber is?"
"Well actually I have had a few previous experiences with aqua grabbing myself"

by Richar Dick February 21, 2018

grabber snow

The snow will be a very wet snow, making it very difficult to shovel. Move only small amounts of snow with each pass of the shovel, and take frequent breaks. Grabber=you'll have a heart attack moving it and therefore, 'grab' at your chest

You better watch out, that snow is grabber snow. That'll kill a man.

by OpeImAMidwesternGal January 8, 2024

Scottish Grabber

A female who cannot go fall asleep without grabbing her mate's penis in her hand. Regardless of their respective positions in bed, she must grab hold of it to get a good nights sleep. Typically from Scotland.

Wow. I met a Scottish grabber last night.

by yodog91 June 17, 2017

Grabber

Someone who grabs the shit out of their wakeboard, I mean really securing their hand on that unit.

"Damn that guy Konni really grabs his board, he's the best grabber out there!"

by TrickTurning101 January 5, 2023