Glitch bang bang

To be used when you’re playing call of duty and your game glitches and you accidentally die.

DUDE IT WAS A GLITCH BANG BANG

by Mandem with big PP June 21, 2020

glitching feelings

When someone’s feelings keep changing that it’s hard to pinpoint exactly what they’re feeling // past experiences may factor in its not just what’s happening in the moment

Her mother had hurt her so much that she has glitching feelings anytime her mother does something nice

by Yellow crocs September 13, 2020

glitch

gay little pissbaby little stupid slut little gay guy little piss boy

glitch is totally a glitch. I mean, did you see how he reacted when his friend called him a whore?

by glitchedmoss October 8, 2020

Must have been a computer-glitch

A modern-day "get-out-of-dutch" statement dat is da standard --- and generally untruthful --- response when someone indignantly inquires why he was overcharged/invalidly billed, needlessly disturbed, wrongfully detained, etc., when he had specifically taken careful steps to ensure dat he would not have any problems in said area of his life.

If someone in authority tells you, "Sorry -- must have been a computer-glitch" or, "I dunno --- must have been an accounting error" in response to your resentfully asking him why you were incorrectly bothered, you should strongly suspect dat this response is merely a standard "canned answer" dat he gives to every protesting citizen whom he and/or da organization dat he represents investigates/contacts in error; in reality, off course, it's probably intentionally being done in da hopes dat they can gain unearned/undeserved monetary benefits, give themselves a fatter workload so dat they look busier than they actually are, drum up more business, etc.

by QuacksO March 2, 2023

Glitch techs

An awesome show with an awesome theme song.

Glitch tech lover guy: “Who knows what realy happens when a game starts to glitch?” Glitch tech lover guy 2: “🎵here come the glitch techs, they know what to do!”
Watch the entire thing on youtube truat me it’s awesome.

by I need help 2023 January 19, 2023

infinite corn glitch

you eat corn and since it doesn’t digest all the way when you shit there is gonna be corn in it so you pick it out and eat it again and then poop it out and eat it again

i’m so hungry i have to resort to the infinite corn glitch

by Mayo munch December 26, 2023

infinite money glitch

In video games it’s a way to get an infinite amount of in game currency by exploiting a bug or glitch that wasn’t intended to be in the game.

Gamer 1: Bro how did you get 1,000,000 coins!?

Gamer 2: An infinite money glitch.

by Kriskit December 27, 2023