Fruity Dewy

A drink that's a mix of 1/3 Mountain Dew and 2/3 Fruit Punch. (proportions can be swapped vice-versa) If you want it fruity-er add, little umbrella and gin to spice things up; if you want it Dewey-er, add some Doritos at the rim of your glass for some gamer energy.

Can I have Fruity Dewy, extra gamer?

by Juniper Mint Honey December 12, 2022

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Fruity Pupples

When someone gives Fruity Pepples to a dog

Today my puppy had some Fruity Pupples

by Alex31505/FlandreForever December 26, 2016

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Fruity Roman

The ultimate end of the homosexual pride spectrum. A Fruity Roman would be a homosexual individual who would be considered "stereotypical" in their sexuality. It is also associated with extreme homosexual pride. Fruity Roman's tend to flaunt their sexuality openly.

That boy has on a rainbow shirt, and have you heard the high pitch of his voice? Definitely a Fruity Roman if I ever saw one.

by HanIsJesusChrist May 04, 2011

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Fruity pebbles

When you spend 12 days and 8 nights consuming nothing but spaghetti bolognese and every attainable flavor of Gatorade or Powerade and then ejaculate on your partner’s stomach so that it appears colorful and misshapen. You can also choose to pour milk over it all when you’re done, but most people don’t keep cartons of milk that close to their bedroom or fuckroom unless they’re a loser or a simp.

Bertha: “Baby, can we just do something casual for breakfast tomorrow?”
Charles: “Sure babe! What cereal should I grab from the Food Lion?”
Bertha: “Oh! How about Fruity Pebbles? I haven’t had that in forever!”
Charles: “Oh...that...it’s been so long since anyone has asked me for that. Are you sure, my darling, my morning star?”
Bertha: “Uh, yeah, that is what I want.”
Charles: “Give me 2 weeks to prepare.”
Bertha: “Ok.”
Charles: “Ok. Go back to sleep.”

by Skoodel October 09, 2020

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