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Chipotle Coma

Similar to a dutch oven, after eating Chipotle you lay down to take a nap or go to sleep. You pull the covers over your own head and fart, knocking yourself unconscious. Reverse dutch oven.
Call a doctor... This woman has been in a Chipotle coma for over two hours. She's losing to much oxygen.
by G33tarPlay3r January 15, 2015
mugGet the Chipotle Comamug.

Chipotle

ChipotleYou watch them make it behind glass just like subway does but you can explode your toilet from having too much burritos
by Ryanvriends July 9, 2019
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Chipotle boy

by Qswizzle November 15, 2021
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chipotle bag

someone with lots of tattoos, to the point they look like a chipotle bag (which has lots of words and doodles on it)
"you're my first chipotle bag"
by gayratz April 7, 2024
mugGet the chipotle bagmug.

Driving to chipotle

I was driving to chipotle when I “happened” to see you through your bathroom window on the third story of your apartment building.
by BicolasChrissy December 8, 2022
mugGet the Driving to chipotlemug.

Chipotle

The only store with someone who asks you if you wanted mustard with your drink
Guy: hey can I have a medium drink?
Chipotle worker: want mustard on that?
Guy: ?
by Big docked man August 18, 2019
mugGet the Chipotlemug.

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