Chipotle and Stand

Means to go to your local Chipotle restaurant and just wait in line, for excess amounts of time. At least 30 mins.

Friend 1: bro you hungry?!
Friend 2: hungry but not hungry enough to chipotle and stand. I got shit to do man!

by Cubanmafiadale September 21, 2016

Chipotle Syndrome

The insanity induced by waiting for an overdue mobile order while watching someone get on line and leave before you

As I’m typing this, I have incredible Chipotle Syndrome and may consider getting on line and paying twice to get out of here quicker

by dilhobootyhole July 16, 2022

chipotle ho

Female that right after going to the gym will reward herself with a meal at Chipotle basically negating the workout

This chipotle ho got a burrito bowl plus guacamole after doing leg day; again

by ghost psalm777 March 10, 2017

chipotle bag

someone with lots of tattoos, to the point they look like a chipotle bag (which has lots of words and doodles on it)

"you're my first chipotle bag"

by gayratz April 7, 2024

Chipotle

The only store with someone who asks you if you wanted mustard with your drink

Guy: hey can I have a medium drink?
Chipotle worker: want mustard on that?
Guy: ?

by Big docked man August 18, 2019

chipotle kiss

When one brushes their teeth with hot sauce and proceeds to give oral sex to someone with a penis.

Josh and John conversing:

Josh: hey did I tell you about what Sheila did the other night?
John: nah

Josh: she gave me a chipotle kiss, I’m still recovering.
John: sounds like things got pretty spicy…
Josh: we are no longer friends.

by Erhm April 5, 2022