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albert mathew

still indian and still has a big nose
oi oi albert mathew still has a massive nose (cock)
by josh downes April 4, 2022
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Alberte Ø.

Cool🐝
by Pilgrim.harold March 2, 2021
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Tanned Albert

Dipping the end of ones penis into a large tub of fake tan. The desired result being an orange tip to an otherwise white shaft.
Have you heard what Jake has done to his lad ? he dipped it in a vat of st tropez, a propper Tanned Albert / Tangotip
by zuggerpest October 15, 2018
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albert mathew

believe it or not he still has a big nose and is actually still indian
albert mathew + nose = huge
by josh downes April 4, 2022
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Albert Buffman

You’ve reached the office of Albert Buffman. Please hold.
by Albert Buffman April 14, 2022
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albert lyons

{Noun}
Albert Lyons or Mr Lyons, is a very nice man with a mustache who teaches Science. If you see him obey him and actually listen to him in class or I'll find you and ask you to stop being mean to him very nicely because I'm not the aggressive type :)
The boy wasn't as smart as Albert Lyons; Oh no, Mr Albert Lyons, he is on his phone again.
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