Mom: Hey son, what is "swallow my sock 15"?
Son: What?
Mom: Its on the netflix video history!
Son: shit! Why did i net-titties
Son: What?
Mom: Its on the netflix video history!
Son: shit! Why did i net-titties
by Jake1111111 June 18, 2011

When a ratchet spends all day snap chatting twerk videos trying to get that dick
Also a term used by ratchets to describe extremely basic ass selfie videos of themeslves twerking alone in their bedroom or other places that aren't directly related to anything involving the need to be dancing or being turnt up
Also a term used by ratchets to describe extremely basic ass selfie videos of themeslves twerking alone in their bedroom or other places that aren't directly related to anything involving the need to be dancing or being turnt up
"Yo your sister been in her room all day net-twerking and blasting kesha"
"Ya that's all she does is net-twerk and eat ice cream and fight with our parents about how she's mature and should be treated like an adult"
Ratchet 1-' yo girl you seen my posts I been net-twerking all day trying to get turnt up'
Ratchet 2- 'ya I seen it you've got that net-twerk life down girl we should have a circle net-twerk session and get turnt up my moms not gonna be him till tomorrow'
"Ya that's all she does is net-twerk and eat ice cream and fight with our parents about how she's mature and should be treated like an adult"
Ratchet 1-' yo girl you seen my posts I been net-twerking all day trying to get turnt up'
Ratchet 2- 'ya I seen it you've got that net-twerk life down girl we should have a circle net-twerk session and get turnt up my moms not gonna be him till tomorrow'
by PIRATE February 8, 2015

when a male is wearing a bathing suite and he becomes errect and his penis becoms cought in the bathing suite net.
by mike22232 March 14, 2009

Similar to the over-the-shoulder boulder holder, the mosquito net is a device worn by women on the breast. However, unlike the over-the-shoulder boulder holder, the mosquito net serves no conceivable purpose, as it is placed on top of small breasts (mosquito bites) and thus has nothing to hold up.
Bob: Dude, my girlfriend left her over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder at my house yesterday!
Dan: My girlfriend did that once, but that mosquito net fit right in my shirt pocket.
Bob: Why do they even make those?
Dan: To make my life harder.
Dan: My girlfriend did that once, but that mosquito net fit right in my shirt pocket.
Bob: Why do they even make those?
Dan: To make my life harder.
by Gingersnap1234 March 3, 2010

Man, I googlebate sometimes, and every time I do I net-humble myself.
Every time I googlebated, I found out that I should be more net-humble.
Every time I googlebated, I found out that I should be more net-humble.
by Dexter Sinister August 20, 2014

Used when you score a goal. Can be used whether or not there are defenders in the goal. Often used in hockey, soccer, and Rocket League.
Can be used multiple times a game and in conjucture with EMPTY FOOKIN NET.
Usually used to intimidate and rub your goal scoring prowess in the opponents face.
Can be used multiple times a game and in conjucture with EMPTY FOOKIN NET.
Usually used to intimidate and rub your goal scoring prowess in the opponents face.
by SeamedShark June 3, 2018

a term of virtual endearment, usually being a virtual slap upside the head for inappropriate behavior or badly timed comments much like a zing
by blessedbeatnik February 22, 2011
