“Screw starvation!” yells Oprah (no, not that Oprah). “Screw Jenny Craig, Weight Watchers, Paleo, Keto, raw, Mediterranean, Noom! I’m on this planet just one time (I think) and I want a bowl of hot fudge sauce decorated by a little dab of ice cream! To be followed a full bowl of sweet, sweet whipped cream. That’s just for starters. I'm saying no to no thank you. I want a thank you portion!”
“MicroAlice,” cooed MacroAlice, bending over the toddler’s high chair at Gordon Ramsay Hell’s Kitchen in Las Vegas, and wielding a small silver spoon. "Would babykins at least take a no thank you portion of strained peas?”
“Mother,” said MicroAlice – and these were her first intelligible words – “I would prefer a trencher of whatever you and my esteemed father are consuming. Osso buco with smashed cheesy garlic potatoes and roasted lemon zest out-of-season asparagus would be just fine, a thank you portion! Don't forget the molten chocolate lava cake.”
“MicroAlice,” cooed MacroAlice, bending over the toddler’s high chair at Gordon Ramsay Hell’s Kitchen in Las Vegas, and wielding a small silver spoon. "Would babykins at least take a no thank you portion of strained peas?”
“Mother,” said MicroAlice – and these were her first intelligible words – “I would prefer a trencher of whatever you and my esteemed father are consuming. Osso buco with smashed cheesy garlic potatoes and roasted lemon zest out-of-season asparagus would be just fine, a thank you portion! Don't forget the molten chocolate lava cake.”
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A great way of telling someone on a dating app, that you're not interested. Usually said right after receiving a face picture. It important to note that it means next person, not picture.
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2) What artists say in concerts after they are done with a song that is codeword for "Shut the hell up already!"
2) What artists say in concerts after they are done with a song that is codeword for "Shut the hell up already!"
1) Person 1: Will you please pass the salt?
-Person 2 passes the salt to person 1-
Person 1: Thank you.
Person 2: Your welcome.
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2) Singer: Thank you.
(the singer is actually saying: SHUT THE FUCK UP SO I CAN GET TO THE NEXT SONG, ASS MONKEYS.)
Fans: OMGZZ THAT WAS AWESOMEEE NEXT SONG PLS.
Singer: ...Thank you.
(the singer is actually saying: WELL, I WOULD IF YOU CROTCH SNIFFS WOULD SHUT UP.)
And then that carries on for an hour.
-Person 2 passes the salt to person 1-
Person 1: Thank you.
Person 2: Your welcome.
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2) Singer: Thank you.
(the singer is actually saying: SHUT THE FUCK UP SO I CAN GET TO THE NEXT SONG, ASS MONKEYS.)
Fans: OMGZZ THAT WAS AWESOMEEE NEXT SONG PLS.
Singer: ...Thank you.
(the singer is actually saying: WELL, I WOULD IF YOU CROTCH SNIFFS WOULD SHUT UP.)
And then that carries on for an hour.
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