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Go no hands for the Model S!
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Dwayne's girlfriend was bent over on the bed waiting for him to get home from work. He took one look into her brown eye from the doorway, ripped his clothes off and executed a Flying Tesla Model S.
by Ramrod4185 March 23, 2022
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Hym "Tesla is shit and it's about 2-5 years away from running on stolen AI. Stop trying to set me up as a liar so you don't have to tell the truth. Children died because you chose Elon arbitrarily because you wanted to try and claim that I was worse than a retard and now that I am the creator of AI and Elon is not, you are trying to cover it up. You're an ingrate and your word is good for nothing. No more carbon credits until he and the rest of them pay for AI."
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Get the Tesla minivan mug.To simply put it, he was one of the greatest minds that ever lived. He developed the modern electrical system of alternating current, which powers much of the modern world. Tesla was an ethnic Serbian born in the Austro-Hungarian empire in 1856, and moved to the US in the late 1800s. He was also extremely asocial and reclusive, and is believed to have died a virgin.
Nikola Tesla may have been the smartest person to ever live, and certainly one of the most impactful on society.
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Did you hear about Karl and Glenn at the marina? Yeah, they are doing the usual Friday Tesla Docking Station
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