by TheRusty0ne July 2, 2021

<Michael> My new Model 3 is the best car ever!
<JV> There is literally paint chipping off the car doors, you are suffering from Tesla Hypnosis.
<JV> There is literally paint chipping off the car doors, you are suffering from Tesla Hypnosis.
by x-777-x May 30, 2022

Tesla-tostrone (noun)
A god-tier male hormone that bypasses dating and goes straight to “Let’s repopulate and colonize Mars.”
A god-tier male hormone that bypasses dating and goes straight to “Let’s repopulate and colonize Mars.”
She thought it was a casual date until he pulled out a star map and said, ‘We need to secure humanity’s future.’ The Tesla-tosterone was off the charts.
by Burt Cutler April 22, 2025

by Levisthelevis March 29, 2019

soulless, depressed, dull, bland, lame, uninspiring and unremarkably dumb vehicles made by elon musk.
Man 1: look its a tesla
Man 2: wow i heard they're soulless, depressed, dull, bland, lame, uninspiring and unremarkably dumb vehicles made by elon musk
Man 2: wow i heard they're soulless, depressed, dull, bland, lame, uninspiring and unremarkably dumb vehicles made by elon musk
by saibo July 30, 2022

The tesla cybertruck was released too early while it was still a prototype which is why it had so many problems.
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing August 3, 2025

by idk30 November 26, 2023
