A sport for gay males or pussy females, often mistaken for a real sport by the people who participate in it. People that play it think it's difficult but they've never played football, wrestled, did swimming/diving, baseball, or any other sport.
Hey you see that guy? He's in the chess team
Oh really what a pussy
Well at least he doesnt play tennis
Yeah for real
Oh really what a pussy
Well at least he doesnt play tennis
Yeah for real
by theoppositeofnotthey August 31, 2020
Get the tennismug. The term given to the activity of individuals who communicate regularly using mobile phone text messaging.
by vindows wertex February 5, 2008
Get the Text Tennismug. by YoSHi March 22, 2005
Get the tennis pimpmug. by DJ NINJA9 November 6, 2020
Get the tennis racketmug. Danger Tennis
A game played using a football on an 8m x 4m concrete court with a washing line as a net at 0.75m high,. The game is played with a size 5 leather football (soccer ball if your in the us or summin!!!).
These types of courts are prodominantly found in south welsh gardens!!! but any similar court or garden can be used.
tennis rules apply best of 3 games wins the game. loser gets the ball kicked at there anus (bare skin when possible)...
winner gets the joy of making the loser quiver in pain due to anal abuse from a hard size 5 football!!!
champion
A game played using a football on an 8m x 4m concrete court with a washing line as a net at 0.75m high,. The game is played with a size 5 leather football (soccer ball if your in the us or summin!!!).
These types of courts are prodominantly found in south welsh gardens!!! but any similar court or garden can be used.
tennis rules apply best of 3 games wins the game. loser gets the ball kicked at there anus (bare skin when possible)...
winner gets the joy of making the loser quiver in pain due to anal abuse from a hard size 5 football!!!
champion
"Yo shomone, lets roll a funky one and enjoy over a game of Danger Tennis"...
"Shit son, I got my arsed tanned playing Danger Tennis"...
"For shizzle mange tout, your mother has serious danger tennis skills, i still wrecked her anus though... lush
"Shit son, I got my arsed tanned playing Danger Tennis"...
"For shizzle mange tout, your mother has serious danger tennis skills, i still wrecked her anus though... lush
by stinky fuzz May 8, 2009
Get the Danger Tennismug. by jkijhkja February 8, 2007
Get the tonsil tennismug. The word tennis face is used to describe a girl with a hot body, and an ugly face. This refers to female tennis players, who have great body's....and that's about it. (*only exception - Anna Kournikova)
by Bossplaya January 7, 2004
Get the tennis facemug.