Tender Tendencies

A person who's in his late 30's or 40's that continuously tries to court young ladies ranging in ages 21-27 into going out with him, because he thinks he still has it going on or can't let go of the fact that he is past his prime!

Tim: "Yo man, can someone please tell Mike those young ladies don't want him!" "This is the last time I'm going to the club with him."

Steve: "He defiantly has tender tendencies!"

by EdDeleacroix April 24, 2011

TANNER (girl)

she is sweet smart athletic and caring, she is a girl who is loving. she is a great friend to have and keep! she also has good looks. if you find a tanner keep her!

person 1 :i just met a girl, shes so nice

person 2 : whats her name

person 1 : tanner (girl)
person 2 : new it!!!

by MJF07 July 15, 2017

pork tenderloin sandwich

A lewd description for sexual intercourse taken from a popular fast food sandwich.

Kevin: Yo homie, I wanna stick my pork inside her tenderloin sandwich. Ya hear me bro?
Ryan: Damn homie that's some nice wordplay you gots.

pork tenderloin sandwich

by EbonicPlague October 12, 2009

Tennessee Sushi Roll

The fine art of whilst conducting Anal Sex on a relatively loose lady, slipping your hand inside of her vagina and giving yourself a handjob through her pussy wall. It resembles the way that the japanese roll sushi, except the roll is your cock.

She was so loose, the only way i could bust a nut and get outta there was to give myself a Tennessee Sushi Roll.

by B-Evil August 18, 2010

Sugar Tender

A man or woman in their 20's(early or late), that acts like a sugar daddy or mama. A person that is younger than you, giving you gifts and spending money on you.

-"Where did you get that new leather jacket?"
"Oh, my Sugar Tender bought this for me!"

by Da Duchess June 16, 2012

Tennessee Muzzleloader

A sexual trick occuring between a man and a woman that resembles gun-powder being loaded into a muzzleloader. The trick is traditionally performed by men in Tennessee who dip or chew smokeless tobacco. The man and the woman assume the doggy-style position during sex. After a short while of fooling around the man 'tricks' the woman as he removes the smokeless tobacco from his mouth, places it on her asshole, and then shoves it into her rectum with his penis. It is typical for the act to occur in a very short period of time without warning the woman.

"I am still buzzing from the Tennessee Muzzleloader you gave me after the date-party last night."

"She was a slut so instead of regretting the sex I gave her the Tennessee Muzzleloader."

by Stonewall1863 January 13, 2008

Tender Headed

Having a low tolerance for pain, especially when one's hair is being braided.

"I love getting my hair braided but I'm so tender headed that I can barely sit through it."

"My daughter is so tender headed. She cries whenever I braid her hair in the morning."

by Lapin Noir March 15, 2012