Teachers are basic scumbags who do not give 2 shits about your social life. They pile on this fucking shit called homework that could take you hours to complete and once your done you have no time for yourself. And then the next day you just wanna shoots these fucking cunts who need to die soon. And then there's those useless tests on shit that your probably never gonna use ever like a fucking Cartesian plane. And you wait till the night before to study and u fail anyways. And then you just wish these teachers would get slaughtered by their own parents for fucks sake.
You fucking teachers are a pain in the ass
by Effhajsvsidhwkahscwh May 29, 2017
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Amy: Ella beat Sam to a bloody pulp and stole her lunch yesterday.
James: My teacher Mrs. Klanderglob marked up my essay to a bloody pulp and stole my hopes, dreams, self-confidence, and chances of going to college yesterday.
Amy: Sucks. At least you don't have much more to lose.
James: Not exactly. She always waits a day to enter the grades into the book. If you ever wanted to take a look at my left ball, do so now because you won't be able to after 5:30 this evening when my mom gets home from work.
James: My teacher Mrs. Klanderglob marked up my essay to a bloody pulp and stole my hopes, dreams, self-confidence, and chances of going to college yesterday.
Amy: Sucks. At least you don't have much more to lose.
James: Not exactly. She always waits a day to enter the grades into the book. If you ever wanted to take a look at my left ball, do so now because you won't be able to after 5:30 this evening when my mom gets home from work.
by blunderpants August 1, 2019
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Get the Teacher mug.Innocent person: Man! All those years of school with those teachers made me psycho! I went to jail for attempted murder, and now I need to see a psychiatrist for the rest of my life.
Psycho: Wow, that sucks bro.
Innocent person: So what are you doing since we graduated?
Psycho: I'm going to school to become a teacher.
Psycho: Wow, that sucks bro.
Innocent person: So what are you doing since we graduated?
Psycho: I'm going to school to become a teacher.
by Fyulp June 29, 2016
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by Justagirl2003 June 12, 2017
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by Daddy jurp February 2, 2020
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by That guy ryan September 22, 2019
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